McLaughlin86 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 2 decades ago I gave birth to a rather impressive and disgusting abomination. Whether or not I'm proud of him is yet to be decided. I require the help of everyone here to share something positive about my son so I do not leave him on the streets. This is my son, Chris ----> @MadOrNah Say something nice about him. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudkipzjm Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Quality shitpost. He is not the ugliest person on Ultima. pretty close tho tbh 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloor Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 He smells alright... Sometimes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelionorion Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 something nice about him 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadOrNah Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, McLaughlin86 said: I require the help of everyone here to share something positive about my son so I do not leave him on the streets. This is my son, Chris ----> @MadOrNah Say something nice about him. As if this'll happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varista Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 He made me mad. Quality life purpose. 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-78 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Ok so he is really really ... You can always call him if you need help for ... He even saved me twice from ... Literally the best ... we have never seen on Ultima. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanenbaDMS Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I never really saw the appeal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuk Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 talented handsome irresistible smart irreplacable smooth amazing joly optimistic kind elegant 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misombre Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 (edited) When you'll finally take the hard decision to get rid of him; please think about all those people who want "clean streets", and do not leave it there. Leave it in a cardboard box under a bridge, it's totally fine as long as it doesn't move too much. Hence, I recommend removing the limbs first : you certainly don't want it to get back knocking at your door in the morning :| Edited April 7, 2017 by Misombre replaced with :| because it's more neutral... I guess ? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Gomes Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 So many lies ^^ he is cool 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleR Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 But wait, didn't chras put all the most epic posts on ultima in one place? Come on y'all, doesn't that make him worth like, something at least? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiva Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, TripleR said: But wait, didn't chras put all the most epic posts on ultima in one place? Come on y'all, doesn't that make him worth like, something at least? like telepipe for forces? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffeni Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 chris is ___________ dw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Ranger Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 He makes Sloth from the goonies look handsome, PacMan look thin and Whis look like a good guy... We need people like your son to make the rest of us feel better about ourselves :"L For this one reason he must continue to live, just hide him under a bridge or sewer during the day so he wont scare the children. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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