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Status Updates posted by TheJoker25
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Shattered some ankles that weren't my own this evening. Not a bad way to end my day.
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Would anyone like to make a few gentlemen's bets with PDs for the NBA Dunk Contest & 3 Point Shooting Contest tonight?
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The amount of condescension on this server is amazing. I love having people with all the best gear tell me how easy it is to solo stuff. Listening to that is my favorite part of event times.
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I'm a loser. Feel bad for me. B>Attention. Tra la la la la la.
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If you think it's hard to train dinosaurs then Imagine Dragons.
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You must be 21 or older, and not a total sack of shit to view my profile.
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*Generic mean comment*
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I got a big brown doge barking at my back door. Thoughts?
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Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
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There is no 'I' in hue but, there is 'hue' in hue hue hue.
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Are sheep made of wool? Or is wool made of sheep? Think about it.
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How many bears can Bear Grylls grill? If Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Having a 6 ft high bong means I need a spotter when smoking. Otherwise I'm like a midget trying to kill himself with a shotgun.
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He is the Batman to my Joker, if Batman had head trauma, and a crippling bipolar disorder...
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What's the best way to remedy a sticky keyboard? No it's not jizz that's causing the keys to stick, it's wild cherry pepsi that I spilt.
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The worst thing about being told you've got Alzheimer's is it doesn't just happen the one time.
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Do you think the world will ever have a dwarf shortage?
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The LockHeed SR-71 BlackBird an advanced, long-ranged, strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet! DO YOU EVEN READ MY TRADE THREADS?!?!
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My preferred mode of contact is fakeemailaddress@f**koff.gov
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Gambling on farts is dangerous. There's always a chance it'll be more than air.
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I need a better armor for male FOmar than Sacred Cloth. Someone hook me up asap.
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I remember this one time when people used to make funny status updates but, sadly all those funny people died.
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Yousa in big dudu dis time.
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If you listen carefully at 0:00, you can hear the sound of the song starting.
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I'm high on life. And also on drugs.