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  1. for u bb

    not mono, but it's probably a 5/7, 7/7 with rice

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      ye it's ight. 

  2. I renamed this song in my phone to "A Night With Mud"

    1. mudkipzjm
    2. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      Spoiler

      Intro:

      I'm going down (x6)
      On you

      Verse 1:
      I'm breathing deep then I leap in
      I'm going under
      Like eating that V's the key to how we can beat global hunger
      Achieve total peace on earth
      I'm a freak, I'm a local wonder
      More lung capacity than Freddy Mercury vocal numbers
      I plunder the briny deep
      A spelunker plunging in, 
hunkering down in between those puffy pink walls
      Like a fallout bunker
      And if never emerge to the surface don't gimme shit
      In twenty years I'm back like Kimmy Shmidt (wassup)
      Hold up, wait (Hold up, wait)
      Cause I really gotta set one thing straight
      I'm not chowing on the chocha so that you'll reciprocate
      I just go in (go in)
      No strings (no strings)
      Tastes great (tastes great)
      Fun times (vitamins!)
      I got a wand tongue
      I'm doing sorcery
      If you don't want none
      Well that's just more for me

      Chorus:
      I'm going down
      I'm going down
      On you

      Verse 2:
      I'm going down on you like I like it but bruh I'm lyin'
      Cause I don't like it I lied that shit's my valentine
      One tiny warning, I'm dining on your gourmet form until the morning
      Performing like it'll stop global warming
      My pallet has got no equal
      Talent could vanquish evil
      And maybe make Rick Moranis be in the Ghostbusters sequel
      One taste and I'm wailing "god bless!" (god bless!)
      Until you quiver I will not rest (not rest)
      Licking repeatedly like your beaver's a square reader
      And my tongue is a VISA debit card that failed to process
      It's like the Miracle Worker and I'm blind and I'm deaf and dumb
      Plus each inch my body's numb except for the tip of my tongue
      And each Wikipedia topic's printed in microscopic raised ink on your clit
      So the single option I got to know something about this wonderful globe that
      We come from so locate your swollen bean and then probe the folds of it
      Fiendishly til you cum
 about infinity times
      And baby that isn't a crime

      Chorus:
      I'm going down
      I'm going down
      On you

      Verse 3:
      Given our planet's gender ratio
      It'd be a mockery glossing over fellatio (there he go)
      Meaning that really fucking quick
      I gotta touch on sucking dick
      Many guys visualize giving BJs And say "eww"
      But can we just please give smoking pole a calm objective view?
      I'm pretty straight, but I'll state: sexuality's an arc
      Maybe I can suck a flashlight so my soul will not be dark
      Why couldn't I get sexual with a man at all?
      At thirteen I was in my bedroom fuckin' stuffed animals
      If I can bang an inanimate object can't I jam the crotch of a man 
in my jaw and softly massage it?
      Fellas vomit like "what if the sausage is smellin' hella funky?"
      Don't you wash your fucking junk, B?
      Of course I wouldn't devour icky salami
      But that goes the same for encountering stinky punani
      So in this scenario where I brush my teeth with a penis
      Let's assume that the penis we're dealing with sparkle's the cleanest of all
      Penis penis on the wall
      With those well proportioned balls

      Chorus:
      I'm going down (going down)
      I'm going down (going down)
      I'm going down (down down down)
      I'm going down


      Verse 4:
      So let's say you're okay with your lips around a cock
      But you still can't wrap your mind around the final moneyshot
      Don't give up! if the nut is what truly makes it foul
      Then just get him close to busting and hand him a paper towel
      (Yup!) No gravy on your chin!
      (Yup!) Everybody wins!
      (Yup!) Squirrel to an acorn
      Dudes like to look at dicks in their straight porn
      Put your hands up if you got hangups
      Put your hands up if you got hangups
      If I could get with it I'd have a wider ocean I'm fishing in
      But I'm inhibited by my social conditionin'
      So where my head's at present the odds
 are gloomy
      That I would agree to feast on a D that's presented to me
      But I'm not officially ruling out
      That at some point in my life I'll have a dingaling in my mouth

      Outro:

      I'm going down
      I'm going down

      I'm that guy that's going down on you
      I am going so low that I am going down to the core of the Earth and then maybe below

      Down down downdowndown
      Down down downdowndown
      Downdowndowndowndown

       

  3. wtG82h5.jpg

    Today marks the day where my boy @Mephidos became a real man

    So proud of you bb

    1. Mephidos

      Mephidos

      MY LONG NIGHTS OF CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP ARE OVER
      2017 THE YEAR DREAMS COME TRU

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      This Mephidos lad seems like a real tit pleaser, this man deserves every Rickshaws parachute.

      Welcome to the garbage fire lad

  4. B> Maxed IF (preferably n/m)

    PM @Auli'i because I don't ever check forums

    Or PM me and hope I randomly check, but I wouldn't count on it

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    2. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      ily both

      also can confirm

    3. griffeni

      griffeni

      ily three and can also confirm still didnt get a respond on my text i sent him

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      make my babies

  5. over 200 forum notifications and counting

     

    it's been less than 10 days guys

     

     

    stop

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    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Here have another one.

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      ily

    3. KarmaTheFoney

      KarmaTheFoney

      @mudkipzjm @McLaughlin86

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      have my babies

    4. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      gladly tbh

       

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    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Alright no homo, but I'm having homosexual intercourse with you to prove I have balls.

    3. KarmaTheFoney

      KarmaTheFoney

      I'm all for this. No homo though

    4. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      no invite, fuk u.

  6. B> 99 PDs, TypeGU/Mechgun, and TypeME/Mechgun. Willing to overpay. PM me 

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Good luck man, good karma pays off. Someone sell the items asked for. And give it a fat discount.

    2. KarmaTheFoney

      KarmaTheFoney

      Thanks Starlord! Maybe now that the almighty ape has replied to me, people will notice this and sell me things

  7. B> TypeGU/Mechgun blank, or with hell special already

  8. <3 New cover photo to express my unconditional love for @mudkipzjm <3

  9. B> Any TypeGU, Any stats. PM me 

  10. B> Sphered IF Set

  11. B> ~65 Mind Mats

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    2. Shisui

      Shisui

      pow mats are 5:1

      mind mats are 8:1

      this are actualy prices :P (without green names)

    3. Sabrina

      Sabrina

      no pow and mind are the same rate

    4. Shisui

      Shisui

      no xD cause pow mats are more needed, mind mats arent necessary that much.. thats why each class need more pow mats than mind mats

      ask in price check thread about the worth of mind mats. its 8:1 :P

  12. Trade List Is Updated Once Again

  13. Shop Updated Somewhat

  14. B> 30-60 Luck Mats

  15. Trade List Updated! Also S> Min RR and Pwand

    1. abousweid

      abousweid

      how much the rr

  16. Trade List Is Updated! Also S>Min RR

  17. My Shop Is Updated!

  18. Might have stuff to trade for a meh DM

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Selah with the trollsist. The trolls win the ultima bowl..

    3. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      this is 2016, anything is possible.

    4. Starlord

      Starlord

      Good karma.. Not you but you know karma the bitch that can make your life or ruin it.

  19. S> FTD/Baranz | B> Hit SN/AN

  20. S> FTD/Hell Raygun/A ton of Mag Cells

    1. tru

      tru

      Hit on hell raygun? If 50 or more then pm me.

  21. Anyone Buying Mag Cells?

    1. silv

      silv

      Only olga cell here

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