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  1. ultrajerky

    Feels badminton

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    2. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

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    3. radezz

      radezz

      counterpoint:

      112

      not ok?

       

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Not ok

      112 ok

       

  2. ultrajerky

    Henlo from me too mr french warlock C:

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      what arent i

    3. Sylph777

      Sylph777

      oh sorry i meant "what are you doing nowadays?" hahaha

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      :0 oh, just doing labor work where i can get it really. Last thing i did was snow removal in the winter x3, what are you doing?

  3. ultrajerky

    Sneky snek

  4. ultrajerky

    We out here

    1. CFlo

      CFlo

      Lettuce in

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      your kindness shall not go unrewarded

       

      your kindness shall not go unrewarded

       

    3. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      hue

  5. ultrajerky

    Hey goyz, im back from quitting :) i just couldnt stay away. Please don't judge me and dislike this status, im just trying to come back in peace :v)))))

    so stoked to bee back boyz

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    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      I already hate you. Please leave lol 

    2. SubZero

      SubZero


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    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Respect me pls :)

  6. ultrajerky

    :0! hoiiii

    1. foiexx

      foiexx

      I feel like im just seeing this but hey dude. :D

  7. ultrajerky

    Guys im quitting unlimita, thanks for all the gaffs.. the laffs AND THE GOOFS. mad respect to JC, WE MADE IT NIG NOG! If i forget anyone thats aight.. im going to delete this in 15 minutes.

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ^ im out too! i guess i should stop giving everyone the big SUCC

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      The best part is how norton called it

    4. CFlo

      CFlo

      WTB the Succ

  8. ultrajerky

    Hello ape, do you still play pso?

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Yes sir. Trying to get a more active team at the moment so we can rule ultima like the golden days of schthack. 

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      rite on buddo, fooken do it!

  9. ultrajerky

    Hoi cloor

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      How have you been hun?

    3. cloor

      cloor

      Been hiding lel but im aiiight. How r u? 

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      hiding ? xD im ok i suppose.

  10. ultrajerky

    OYYYYYY CANT!

  11. ultrajerky

    Infinity War is tits! watch this movie or forever be the dumb!

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Only korg dies, because too stronk. or did he?

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Stan lee should have died. I’m still waiting for the day they kill one of his cameos appearances. I will pitch in that idea to marvel for as long as I draw breath in my cancer infected lungs!

    4. TripleR

      TripleR

      I <3 Tits

  12. ultrajerky

    greetongs Roseanne-78

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      offended

    3. R-78

      R-78

      Oh I'm sarry

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      forgive c:

  13. ultrajerky

    Tell me a STORY my goyz C:

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      I took the red pill from the matrix. Now I’m keanu reeving everything :”L

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      I'm gay

      The end

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Get in my body

  14. ultrajerky

     

    1. nnorton44

      nnorton44

      that song sucks but the women are 100 :onion107:

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Naw bud, gotta get them chill on

  15. ultrajerky

    So, yo... how ya kno... ahhh so how uhh how is the... the uhhh ... Why wuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... sheeeeit

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    2. yeyy

      yeyy

      is this Nick Ghers?

    3. R-78

      R-78

      https://www.phantasystaronline.net/forum/index.php?/messenger/91756/&do=findComment&comment=445417

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Silly goyims c:

  16. ultrajerky

    heldo solah, wat it do?

    1. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      it be like it does.

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      shit, u rite

  17. ultrajerky

    @mudkipzjm do a fart

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      *pukes*

      woops sorry dad :(

    2. Lone Ranger

      Lone Ranger

      His mouth sharted, does that count?

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      It do

  18. ultrajerky

    Henlo unlimita

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      i just don't have any drive to play :c i have pretty good gears and i just ran out of stuff to do.

      im playing path of exile at the moment c:

    3. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      I actually get that now. I've been doing my fair share of not playing at all

      In 2023 we can make our comeback together, I'll coordinate it

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      C:! i mean ill come back eventually

  19. ultrajerky

    Warn me slightly

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    2. radezz

      radezz

      Fortnite>pubg change my mind

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Melee>Every other game ever change my mind

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      FOOLS

  20. ultrajerky

    Now you're gettin scared

  21. ultrajerky

    Whomst'd've

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    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      y'all'd've

    3. radezz

      radezz

      rekt

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      THOUMST

       

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  24. ultrajerky

    I havent seen you vros in a hot minute

    how yall dern? SWEAR ON YA TIMBS!

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      Defecate upon my chest, oh sweet ape!

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ya

  25. ultrajerky

    Whats gucci my brays?

    1. CFlo

      CFlo

      How do you even exist?

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      logic n resin BOIIIIIII

    3. Misombre

      Misombre

      @CFlo You made a mistake when you first assume he was existing. The proper question would have been "How do you even ?" or even better "How ?". But to be honest, I'd rather not ask anything at all by fear that I would got an answer :§

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