Wow that's quite the beast ! Would you take a... hug ? for that ? Yeah I know, that's not much but that's all I got at the moment, I got ruined by a greedy Doom Bringer (well I did owe him a few mesetas and rappy hearts so...).
I've heard a French hugs value is immeasurable unlike my grubby English hug i don't want you overpaying how about a manly handshake that's uncomfortably long? : )
That would do just fine to me, but please consider that I only have french blood. My spirit is free from any nation, tradition or language. Perhaps french blood is enough to make good handshaking though =D