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  1. McLaughlin86

    I wish to have a -80 hit hell saber for comedic purposes.

    1. R-78

      R-78

      You may ask a GM to give you 60 DT for removing 80 hit.

  2. McLaughlin86

    Smashing my wireless modem with a bat and mailing it with a fuck you letter to AT&T's corporate office. The fucking tethering wifi on my phone is more consistent than this. Good bye fucking scumbags.

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    2. radezz

      radezz

      i wish i had your balls

    3. leezy

      leezy

      i drop at&t 2 years ago,,the best thing i ever did in my life,,,

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      B> Your tears

  3. McLaughlin86

    Guac from chipotle is free if you bring a gun.

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      I brought a grenade but they turned me away

    2. Stark 1

      Stark 1

      xD

  4. McLaughlin86

    If you look very carefully at a television, you'll notice there's a show between advertisements.

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    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      what's a TV?

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      I haven't had cable in like 8 years.

    4. Ardh2005

      Ardh2005

      Really? I always thought that the commercials were what people turned the TV on to watch!

  5. McLaughlin86

    This is a status about swordsman lore.

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      I didn't see anything.

  6. McLaughlin86

    "Once in awhile I scream real loud in the hallway of my apartment complex and run back inside before anyone sees me... Its been three years and everyone talks about it but has no clue it's me."

    1. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I'm sorry. This did not make me hue.

  7. McLaughlin86

    Ayy lmao

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      ayyyyyy

    2. Cyane

      Cyane

      aye sir

    3. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      Lmoaa

  8. McLaughlin86

    Don't forget, you're here forever.

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      D'oh

    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Forever Rappy

  9. McLaughlin86

    I see all these older people buying anti-aging products to look younger. Fuck that stuff. They just need to put a chocolate milk in their hands and they'll instantly look like they're 7 years old.

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      No, they won't look like they're 7 at all, lmao. They'd look exactly the same age as they did before and, the only difference about them would be is they'd have a chocolate milk with them. The milk in your scenario is literally the ONLY thing that's different about these people, haha.

      And before you jump all over my case I do know the image you were meaning to portray. Chocolate milk is a kids drink and blah blah blah. It's just the way you worded it that wa...

    3. griffeni

      griffeni

      when i was 16 i looked 15 when i was 19 i looked 15 now im 20 and look 15 so like yea who needs anti aging when you have Patrick Stuarts fountain of youth

    4. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      It's called a joke.

  10. McLaughlin86

    Dear Flawless, Stay blessed you glorious fuck. I hope you see this.

  11. McLaughlin86

    I'm a perfectly al gore rhythmic computer.

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      climate change

    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Dial up

  12. McLaughlin86

    This is

  13. McLaughlin86

    I will now go pick up heavy objects in repetition so I can obtain mass.

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    2. Aeriko

      Aeriko

      sick gainz bro

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Thanks. This pizza's pretty heavy I hope it gives me gainz.

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Simply tape the weight to your body. you will gain mass

  14. McLaughlin86

    STA was designed as a sick practical joke by the Nazi's to troll players.

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    2. Vxc12

      Vxc12

      trade monomate for STA

    3. killroy909

      killroy909

      -whistle-

    4. makaveli

      makaveli

      i might believe this.

  15. McLaughlin86

    Happy Thanksgiving to all. Drink beer and eat Turkey.

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      Too soon for that son. Though you can drink beer all year around =D

    2. Cyane

      Cyane

      happy thanksgibs there!

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Had more than enough of both for several days, lol

  16. McLaughlin86

    Happy Birthday to Jerky, the lad of Ultima. You will all handfite him and lose.

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      thank joo! now remember makk if you find an sta today.. you must gib it to me

    3. Fyrewolf5

      Fyrewolf5

      ultra happy jerky day

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      :D

  17. McLaughlin86

    Vote for Pedro.

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    2. Angeldust

      Angeldust

      no

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      trump

    4. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      LMAO ZOOMCAT

  18. McLaughlin86
    https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12279190_10207164277880482_2832321040830486171_n.jpg?oh=25ff37a48424c669dbdac00d2182eb65&oe=56F544FF
    1. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      A white mom's dream.

    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Looks gross, like 4th wife

  19. McLaughlin86

    This one time, I

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      leave it to spot to ruin the fuck out of it. badman

    3. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      had a chance to,

    4. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      hunt for rares

  20. McLaughlin86

    I had this dream that I was a sandwich. It got really weird when I realized I was awake.

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      Perhaps the sandwich was actually dreaming...

  21. McLaughlin86

    S>Nothing

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      B>everything

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      S>All things

  22. McLaughlin86

    That's the 3rd phone I've thrown so hard that it broke the screen into 10 trillion pieces. Something can only freeze so many times before I get pissed.

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      maybe if you downloaded less porn on to your phone it wouldn't freeze D:

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      I accept you

    4. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Your phone turned into Rabarta

  23. McLaughlin86

    Fite this: https://soundcloud.com/itspnuthoe/d-u-k-e

  24. McLaughlin86

    How can there be over 100 players on this server if only 6 people live on earth?

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    2. griffeni

      griffeni

      well you see i have an undisclosed number of computers in undisclosed locations running pso bots that play this game like pros

    3. griffeni

      griffeni

      wow double post

    4. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      Because everyone is kill on the inside

  25. McLaughlin86

    Some gyms should also sell diapers, since some people want to be so fucking childish and not put their weights back where they belong.

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Maybe nobody is strong enough to lift the weights. they could have been there for years

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Keks

    4. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      What if, they don't belong there?

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