ultrajerky

cant

marry me trash lord

AYYYYYY NIBBBA! WHOMST'VE LET U OUTTA HEVEN CUZ AN ANGLE CALLED AND BIIIIIIIITCH I AINT PLAYIN WITCHU!

This shop is adorable

yall cute <3

This kid is a garbage fire, do not sell him any itens. lol ffs <39

Silly bish

God emperor Trump 4 lyfe

we just gotta keep bothering Larva about making PGF a year round drop, as it should be >.>

Shes a sweetheart alright, hope shes ok!

You summed up my thoughts perfectly. the worst part is the obligation to hunt this thing, due to it only being around for a month. I did around 150 runs last year and got nothing, i feel your pain.

Laugh at the idiots of ultima who had the most sought after core item of the game taken out and turned into a drop during 1 month of the year.

Well looks like ill be giving up early, not wasting my time with that rate.

aww there there little buddy! it will be alright. ultima will rebuild your planet out of lego!... nothing beats lego.

Yes its wonderful, Slypf has been through alot!

what was i thinking.

in the year 20XXX BC AD, Slyf 747 fled his home planet of Croissant island due to the invasion of the astro bastards. After cruising in outside space for what seemed like hundreds of space units, he would finally touch down on planet Trump. It was not for many years later that i would meat the legendary shit lord face 3 face. until one faithful day in the year of our lord and savior, Biggie smalls, it would all change. so he says to me for no reason "Yo bitch you wanna buy a speedball?" oh lol nvm that was that weird guy nvm "I am lord Slypf 79 of planet island Croissant! my planet was gooft by duders from space, and i come to your planet 2 crooz 4 babes! What say you simple fool?!" Dank af were his memes, no shits given. so i was like "Yall mind if it hit that yeet?" then off we went! after sliding into all the Dm's, we came across the legendary Dank flo sword. No fucks given, he picks up that fart knocker and swings it wildly in a passionate rage... angrily looking at me while doing so. So natural were his wild fucking erratic swings of this fucking dank ass bitch. Still in awe i said to him "Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" "ahh, you are skilled in the way of the dank flow... did you have them on your world?" he then replied "im dyin for some muh fukin crystal pepsi nig nog" and thats the story of the time that i got high in the dumpster outside the little ceasars.

Me with the family Little bobby loves his gifts