ultrajerky Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) in the year 20XXX BC AD, Slyf 747 fled his home planet of Croissant island due to the invasion of the astro bastards. After cruising in outside space for what seemed like hundreds of space units, he would finally touch down on planet Trump. It was not for many years later that i would meat the legendary shit lord face 3 face. until one faithful day in the year of our lord and savior, Biggie smalls, it would all change. so he says to me for no reason "Yo bitch you wanna buy a speedball?" oh lol nvm that was that weird guy nvm "I am lord Slypf 79 of planet island Croissant! my planet was gooft by duders from space, and i come to your planet 2 crooz 4 babes! What say you simple fool?!" Dank af were his memes, no shits given. so i was like "Yall mind if it hit that yeet?" then off we went! after sliding into all the Dm's, we came across the legendary Dank flo sword. No fucks given, he picks up that fart knocker and swings it wildly in a passionate rage... angrily looking at me while doing so. So natural were his wild fucking erratic swings of this fucking dank ass bitch. Still in awe i said to him "Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" "ahh, you are skilled in the way of the dank flow... did you have them on your world?" he then replied "im dyin for some muh fukin crystal pepsi nig nog" and thats the story of the time that i got high in the dumpster outside the little ceasars. Edited May 18, 2017 by ultrajerky 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 WTF.... You have way too much time on your hand jerkatron XD Lord and savior should be Tupac by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultrajerky Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Starlord said: WTF.... You have way too much time on your hand jerkatron XD Lord and savior should be Tupac by the way what was i thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylph777 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Dude, what kind of drugs are you taking atm? some people are interested apparently, mind to share for them ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-78 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) He talz da truth 28 minutes ago, Sylph777 said: wow pls not you my queen, you worth better than that I am sorry, someone hacked my account. Edited December 30, 2016 by R-78 Apologies 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylph777 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Just now, R-78 said: He talz da truth wow pls not you my queen, you worth better than that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misombre Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 2 hours ago, R-78 said: He talz da truth I am sorry, someone hacked my account. Am sorry, you should stop using toto123 as password =/ Next time I expect something harder to crack. Some tips : more than 12 characters, use special characters, letters, numbers. Don't use any word that match a name, surname or known word. Don't write your password down, don't store it in a .txt file on your computer. Use a proxy and better firewall while surfing. Don't store cookies. Etc. Now it will take me exactly more than several thousand lifetimes to crack your password. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiva Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 i teared up from that beautiful story ;-; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultrajerky Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Shiva said: i teared up from that beautiful story ;-; Yes its wonderful, Slypf has been through alot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylph777 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, ultrajerky said: Yes its wonderful, Slypf has been through alot! Indeed, and that's only the submerged part of the iceberg, you would be affraid to know the real truth i miss croissant so much, it's been so long that i'm a prisonner of this planet and people are so weird here... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultrajerky Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Sylph777 said: Indeed, and that's only the submerged part of the iceberg, you would be affraid to know the real truth i miss croissant so much, it's been so long that i'm a prisonner of this planet and people are so weird here... aww there there little buddy! it will be alright. ultima will rebuild your planet out of lego!... nothing beats lego. Edited January 1, 2017 by ultrajerky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudkipzjm Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I meant to comment a bit sooner, but I guess better now than never. Anyways... top kek 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultrajerky Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 5 hours ago, mudkipzjm said: I meant to comment a bit sooner, but I guess better now than never. Anyways... top kek Silly bish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auli'i Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 I'll take 1 ticket to Planet Island Croissant please For real this made my day though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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