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  1. ultrajerky

    This drumming is fuckin lit like a tit                      mouse

    1. Sophia

      Sophia

      Hello Mr. Jerky

    2. MadOrNah

      MadOrNah

      Hi Jerk.

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Ohai

  2. ultrajerky

     

  3. ultrajerky

    Starlerd are you a mutha fuckin starboy?

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      *Jean Claude vandame voice* 

      Do not challenge me punk.

    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By0Eurldd4c

       

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Did you set them on fire?

    3. Lemon

      Lemon

      What a waste of a good pair of shoes.

    4. Misombre

      Misombre

      This method has been validated by the w3c.

      Which could explain a lot of thing...

  6. ultrajerky

     

    1. nnorton44

      nnorton44

      that song sucks but the women are 100 :onion107:

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Naw bud, gotta get them chill on

  7. ultrajerky

     

  8. ultrajerky

    Now you're gettin scared

  9. ultrajerky

    Hit that yeet before 201x ends.

    1. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      The year is 20XX

      The memes are danker than ever before

      The Man is Jerkier than ever before

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      owleeeeeee!

  10. ultrajerky

    I pissed

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      I like you ;3

    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Hopefully you’re pissed and not pissed on

  11. ultrajerky

     

    1. griffeni

      griffeni

      i did not know i needed this but thanks jerky

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ofc babe

  12. ultrajerky

     

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      2 liter machine broke

  13. ultrajerky

     

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

       

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      @mudkipzjm call me maybe ;)

  14. ultrajerky

     

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      If young metro don't trust you Ima shoot you.

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Begone peasant

    3. CFlo

      CFlo

      This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever watched. No wonder I am friends with you two.

      :^

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    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Let us do an aerobic

  16. ultrajerky
    we must stop dr wowee
    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      W-megaman

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      dats a gerd querstin

  17. ultrajerky
    butiful
    1. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I went from viciously depressed to happy within the first 30 seconds of the song. Thanks!

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      it made me kek quite alot

  18. ultrajerky

    @CFlo

    This is wat i did today

    1. CFlo

      CFlo

      i fkn love you

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      :0 how coot

  19. ultrajerky

    get

    BUGGERED

    OK.jpg

    OK LITE.jpg

    1. Sylph777

      Sylph777

      That's totally you :D

  20. ultrajerky

    Hey goyz, im back from quitting :) i just couldnt stay away. Please don't judge me and dislike this status, im just trying to come back in peace :v)))))

    so stoked to bee back boyz

    d1SUQHk.gif

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      I already hate you. Please leave lol 

    2. SubZero

      SubZero


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    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Respect me pls :)

  21. ultrajerky

    I havent seen you vros in a hot minute

    how yall dern? SWEAR ON YA TIMBS!

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      Defecate upon my chest, oh sweet ape!

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ya

  22. ultrajerky

    i heard urine to R kelly.

     

    oh

    1. bobshlibidich

      bobshlibidich

      I understood that reference

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      because you are a cutie patootie bob

  23. ultrajerky

    IM trying to make some bONE broth, but i have to make sure she gels.

     

    MaleSkeletonsitting1.thumb.jpg.8a1dd326eaff93349e5bda5a06b379f8.jpg

    Advice

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      yeet!

  24. ultrajerky

    May you have a day that is happy and also birth.

     

    alright

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      I am sorry you feel this way

    3. R-78

      R-78

      I don't feel this way

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      im spooked

  25. ultrajerky

    Sleehah, i found a nerd that looks just like you in your nerdy profile picture 

    time 4 die Sleehaa

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ARE YUI ASSMING my gendtar? im fuckin sick of this, kid! i identify as a pile of wood shavings and i declare i have my very own gosh dern bathroom, kid....

    3. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      Your words cant hurt me im in my safe space

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      You're a safe

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