Cyane Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Moving to other continent, so mr snail can't swim and drowns halfway there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misombre Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 The average speed of a snail is 0.05 km/h Which makes 16 day and 16 hours per kilometers. Let's say 17 days. I currently live in France, and since I would be rich I would move to New Zealand (for the rest of my life supposedly), which makes something like 19178 km to travel (according to my dear friend Google). So a little 17 day * 19178 km = 326 026 days to get to me. Which makes 893 ans. Since am immortal, I would buy a very good watch which could last forever and store the number of years left before the snail catch me. It would also serve as an alarm 50 years before he got me, and I would travel to another country with my 19th wife (only I am immortal right ?). (And btw, if you were not to be immortal, you would only need to move 1800 km from your starting point once in your life to be free for 80 years. A snail is not really a danger, even if it's a cosmic one, as long as it have a snail's speed... nothing to fear at all) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashie IOW Posted February 27, 2016 Author Share Posted February 27, 2016 i think this video tells u bit more then my post :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidman Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Moving to other continent, so mr snail can't swim and drowns halfway there? Hmm the snail can't die though if it could id build a house in the middle of the salt flats ,salt dissolves slugs and snails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I'd befriend the snail and ask it not to kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmstone Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 What if It's a small loan? I make 10 billion from it then payback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyane Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Allow me to eat that snail ;o; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidman Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 ah but then it's touched you and you die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashie IOW Posted February 29, 2016 Author Share Posted February 29, 2016 ah but then it's touched you and you die see acidman gets the idea x3 but anyone that wants to post a new idea please do x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Befriending the snail still works right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radezz Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 see acidman gets the idea x3 but anyone that wants to post a new idea please do x3 Did I get it right ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashie IOW Posted February 29, 2016 Author Share Posted February 29, 2016 Did I get it right ? idk if you can get this stuff right its more about asking people what they will do :3 and sorry i meant to tell you a weeping angel is a monster from the show doctor who and it was basically a monster that could only move when it was not being looked at by any living thing and if it touched you it warp you back in time and let u live up to the time you get warped and you just die of old age and it feeds on the energy that would have been your life x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashie IOW Posted February 29, 2016 Author Share Posted February 29, 2016 ok i got a new one again you may have seen this from rooster teeth just cause gavin free is a god at making these x3 so you get $1 million but every time you spend money some random part of your bf/gf will get bigger or smaller :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radezz Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Yes I researched the weeping angel thing right after you guys mentioned it XD And this one is also easy! Since you said "every time {you} spend money..." Then I would just give the million dollars to my gf and have {her} buy me what I need instead. I wouldn't want to change any part of her. I don't have a gf, its just hypothetically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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