TheJoker25

Human, we have sense and feeling, ,animal kill for food and survival

Talking about bear attack, the movie "The Revenant" is worth a couple of popcorns *spoiler*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e38Nyts_lSQ

Otherwise I think "Tapeworms" are more effective than Low-carbohydrate diet and I believe "Saifu ants" [Dorylus] would be creepy (pun intended) to have as company while sleeping...

Being killed by a sloth. Because they are unpredictable, you will be paranoid the whole time waiting for it. Eventually you might even try to end yourself from paranoia of not knowing when the calculated attack might come from. Sloths they are evil.

That's a good way to go imo griff.

No Misombre it's not something you eat. Now that I mention eating your name makes me want mexican. Is that racist?

Racism doesn't exist, there is only psychic barrier. But what in my name could ever make you want mexican I wonder Oo

Mass Ultima 2

mass effect 2 all the way dude. i thought that game was a damn work of art

I picked Ashley for the same reason any guy picks Ashley. Seks with alien was unappealing.

you eventually die anyways if you drink or dont drink water.

You die when your HP becomes 0 too.

Sometime they don't die and then we have a problem =/

Inga's eyes burn and I'm the experienced one? Nah my lashes like pom froms. I am protected from jizz like attacks to the face region.

I bet his eyelashes are the prettiest in the whole land. Bet he's the belle of the ball. WV confederate queen :')

We were part of the union you fool!

Yes sadly it was a sarcastic joke. Kind of like your role playing you do here all in all jokes.. I can only hope XD

Starlord is the Scarecrow to my Joker.

it's ok, I still love you, starlord thank you for overexplaining the obvious~

Try some lsd. Your legs will thank you

yes

IGN is not kill, ING is legs

Assimilate

One of us

That's what Mew used to say Fulgore. She called it getting 'assmewlated'. You know...cuz cat?

i'm the one that should arrest your development, but i'm ok for now uwu

""i'm the one that should arrest your development"" 10/10 =)

Theralyst sounds way better ^^ (though it lost all meaning like that)

To fap

me

Wilford agrees diabetus hurts. NoufapZoomcat.

Yes, but that's Batman, and he sucks.

doggy style gone wrong....

No, none of that! NONE OF THAT!

so sometimes some people can be a little flaky and overly dramatic. But is that really a good enough reason to hate them for it? or enough of a reason to start getting vocal about it? it comes across as very bitter. and yeah i bet you hate me too by now lol.

Don't hate, you're losing like this. Just use some love and relax. No one could hate you ultrajerky <3

You still with this?

LOL got weed and no grinder xD OMG. just use your fingers.

Haha joker, haha ! You are the best bro. =)

Nooo, maka that ruins it. The oil gets all over my fingers...

I don't get it :3

You guys are immature. GROW UP

it was getting alittle tiring so yeah, good stuff lol

Urban dictionary word of the day; vagenda: the vaginas record of who has been in it, let it be a formal or casual entry. Aka records of the poon.

I love reading statuses <3

vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda

(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

So restless lion in ult. it drops in like the third room I want to say. I can do that shit easily if you want me to hunt it. One player only

Erp, welp...ya I won't turn down someone doing it for me xD

What time is event over? I can hop in a little bit and so its real quick I used to have a lot of hell lasers but I gave them away to people

Lets hunt anyways man. I've seen and heard a lot of heavy shit today. I need to unwind for a bit.

Sure logging in soon. Give me 10mins

I'm getting high before you get on then.

They may never get a fine or ticket, but both my middle fingers I give freely to them each time I see them.

He probably wanted a donut so badly

It work,,tell him to pull over let him Wright himself his own ticket,,and keep a copy, ,you must go to court,,

Here the real problem

You have to miss a day of work losing more money,and the cope still get pay

i placed urine in water and released gas from my innards.

My nuts got wet from the splash of one of my mighty corn dumps.

Hum... you guys are certainly epic. Though I doubt it's in the right way O=

No God you don't understand. The doctors suggested this shit in place of the script my pharmacy couldn't fill. Where the hell have I been? This stuff melts faces!

lay down and close your eyes, ignore the voice that tells you to do things. the visuals when you close your eyes is fun.

speak from accidental experience x_x

@malxerz she speaks from personal frequent experience. The ing is way too kill it seems

Magic is just math...

I could not agree more with that. Though it lose a lot of wonder said like that =/

True. Suspension of Disbelief and all that.

Don't worry, chance are you might never find out your real partner is trapped in another universe.

You say that as if we're not carrying enough technology that can bend space and time into a mobius strip... <3 Fringe

Incinder gets it.

Each pay his own, have a such a good time that she wants to hang out again. Next time you invite her and pay everything. Next time you be thirsty. Good luck.

Yeah was thinking of going dutch on this one, and treat it as a friends thing.

I don't see why you should buy her a drink at all, anyway. "Galanterie" is a dead thing, people want equality and killed it for the sake of it (or are just pretending to be equal because hypocrisie is so sweet).

ill open your bad.... bag*

"i'm so le random"

This is the funny side of being popular, you attract the good, the bad and the ugly....

no i dont mean the bbc code tab i mean at the top above it where is says forums members shoutbox and donate if you click the shoutbox one its literaly a click the button and paste the url because that page is set up like replying to a forum post

it makes a doge pic instead of your img

Doge pics are worst than doge itself. Cause it's a physical proof that doges exist =/