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  1. ultrajerky

    B> Sues

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      B>jerkboy

  2. ultrajerky

    B> sues

  3. ultrajerky

    .....soly you dont understand.... i live under an overpass... my diet consists of moss and ants......... hh.... soly i need hh in my life

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      i choose to eat rocks... its the highlight of my day. hh pls

    3. silv

      silv

      Eat rocks <3 lol

    4. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      ill give you $5 if you fight that other hobo

  4. ultrajerky

    Same doge, different day

    1. foiexx

      foiexx

      thats ing for u.

    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      yes

  5. ultrajerky

    Exactly

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      Absolutely

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Indubitably

    4. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      well that depends on how fast you stock your pizza

  6. ultrajerky

    S>Kroes 12 pds

  7. ultrajerky

    shitkids, shitkids everywhere

    1. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Shithawks, bubbles.

    2. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      w0w is that a shot at me?

  8. ultrajerky

    Dont give me attention

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      You have my curiosity.

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      https://warosu.org/data/fa/img/0075/73/1389233482236.png
    4. radezz

      radezz

      my attention is not being given to you at this point as per your request.

  9. ultrajerky

    Deleted status, i need a hurt feelings report D:!

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      BURN!

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      we are all living in someones dell laptop man. this is all the matrix

    4. Cyane

      Cyane

      i'm too confused at this hour =.=

  10. ultrajerky

    Inga belongs in jail :^)

    1. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      *Flo gives Jerky a spoon to stir up shit*

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      prison for her :^) (eats spoon)

    3. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      something something orange is new black

  11. ultrajerky

    Random status dedicated to non specific sex parts for attention.

  12. ultrajerky

    *saw deadpool.... lost 10 pounds of weight in fluids* feels good man

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      Same fam

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Yes jerkmen

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      mystery fluids c:

  13. ultrajerky

    :^)

  14. ultrajerky

    I wished more quests had rewards like roct. would motivate me to do more quests >.<

    1. zaykho

      zaykho

      True.

    2. foiexx

      foiexx

      True.

  15. ultrajerky

    Tell the jerkman c:

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      No don't tell him, he keeps trying to shove a hot dog in my mouth

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      yoooo my hotdog is a free spirit, if i dont let him do his thing he will never have the courage to confront the bun mother c: #letthehawtdogbe

  16. ultrajerky

    CeleryIsAspud says i ditch, i do not ditch... i have never even owned 1 ditch. even if i did i cant share my ditch... nobody can have it. I CANNOT share my ditch with you SusanISAspaceranger a>

    1. radezz

      radezz

      lol

    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Grammar extraordinaire.

    3. Mr Noob

      Mr Noob

      what

  17. ultrajerky

    NEWS TEAM, ASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMBLE!!!

    1. Voodoo Kitty

      Voodoo Kitty

      leeeeets... get rooooite... into the nooooose!

  18. ultrajerky

    Jerky IRL a> he just wore this to the forest, dw if you see him watching you from the bushes.

    1. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Shia

    2. Sylph777

      Sylph777

      lol scarry

  19. ultrajerky

    i dont always third wheel, but when i do i roll away after c:

    1. Voodoo Kitty

      Voodoo Kitty

      *rollin rollin rollin* WHAT!

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      *glitches through the wall* sega is anus!

    3. Voodoo Kitty

      Voodoo Kitty

      anoose

  20. ultrajerky

    im chuggin on gigabytes all night Chew night, chompin on space waves, juicin on chool gifs, meetin cyber wimmin, chuggin till im millin, plugged in like robocop even on my laptop, tastin technology, chuggin on a floppy!

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      gigabyte me

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      This changed the course of my lyfe.

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      nathan barnatt is the man.

  21. ultrajerky

    aliens are among us....

    1. R-78

      R-78

      One just here

    2. Shoutgu

      Shoutgu

      apeliens

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      They made my taco this morning

  22. ultrajerky

    Cannot marry you god, wont marry you god. gross.. eww.. ..................suhhhh dude

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    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Meehee, bunghole

    3. killswitch

      killswitch

      o.0

    4. Voodoo Kitty

      Voodoo Kitty

      suh dud

  23. ultrajerky

    If you're the guy.. whos the kinda guy that likes to be inside the web.... and doesnt take showers unless its from the splash of a cyber wave? then you're chuggin gigabytes

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      I chug terabytes so I am doomed. I live in my shower so I'm not that guy though.

      #sadbutTrue

    2. Shoutgu

      Shoutgu

      Does getting a tan from your monitor screen count?

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Behold the gospel

      all your anwsers will be questioned
  24. ultrajerky

    S> df shield/ kroes sweaty shirt

  25. ultrajerky

    S>df shield/kroes sweater 15 pds

    1. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      How bout you give me 15 PDs to take both of them off your hands?

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      thats it...

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