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  1. ultrajerky

     

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      2 liter machine broke

  2. ultrajerky

    I want my pizza BONELESS

    1. radezz

      radezz

      Been there, Ultralad

  3. ultrajerky

    I havent seen you bois in a hot time unit.

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      Come forth longboi! I wish to touch your posterior! 

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      i want my pizza BONELESS!

  4. ultrajerky

    HELLOOOO SOPHIE!

    1. Sophia

      Sophia

      Hello

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      helluuu

  5. ultrajerky

    This drumming is fuckin lit like a tit                      mouse

    1. Sophia

      Sophia

      Hello Mr. Jerky

    2. MadOrNah

      MadOrNah

      Hi Jerk.

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Ohai

  6. ultrajerky

    FOOOORCE LOAAAAAD!

  7. ultrajerky

    Why are all you kiddles so young, i feel like an old dusty trash man. im going to die from old age soon, i hope you dumb young's are happy.. you did this. 29 is the new dead...

     

  8. ultrajerky

    you little rascal c:

  9. ultrajerky

    Happy child birth shit slice. mutty....

  10. ultrajerky

     

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      If young metro don't trust you Ima shoot you.

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Begone peasant

    3. CFlo

      CFlo

      This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever watched. No wonder I am friends with you two.

      :^

  11. ultrajerky

    Sleehah, i found a nerd that looks just like you in your nerdy profile picture 

    time 4 die Sleehaa

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ARE YUI ASSMING my gendtar? im fuckin sick of this, kid! i identify as a pile of wood shavings and i declare i have my very own gosh dern bathroom, kid....

    3. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      Your words cant hurt me im in my safe space

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      You're a safe

  12. ultrajerky

    Shower me with moist cabbages you peasants, or dead....

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Ewww cabbage man. And this whole time I thought you were hackerman 

    3. Lemon

      Lemon

      HcVoBoK.jpg

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Lemon is not going to dead ;u

  13. ultrajerky

    im gonna bug you until you notice me. :^)

  14. ultrajerky

    owleee you little cooty! how is youuuuu for fucking out loud!

  15. ultrajerky

    I may not play anymore but i still love you little weasels c:

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      dont worry sterlurd i hate me 3

    3. Yannv

      Yannv

      yo Tumcrooz

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      hi bud

  16. ultrajerky

    IM GAAYYY

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      WHAT ARE YA DO HERE!?

    3. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      Why are u so scarred lattle boy.

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      you, foolish runnin round des wouds looching for him... heas not here Dommy, heas not arouwnd.

  17. ultrajerky

    HELLO SOPHIE!!!!!!!!

    1. Sophia

      Sophia

      Hello ultrajerky. How are you?

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Well sophie i am ok, how about you?

    3. Sophia

      Sophia

      I am okay thank you.

  18. ultrajerky

    Fukk moudkipz! let him giv me the succ!!!!!!!111122

    1. Yannv

      Yannv

      it is all his fault :rolleyes:

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ban!

    3. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      screw that guy tbh

  19. ultrajerky

    Hello lads, what it do in this fine Garbage fire of a forum today? answer me with great haste or death will come swiftly

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      owlee C: i smile at you out of pure hatred... and not love <3

    3. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      :onion-head68:

    4. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      lots and lots of dank and spicy memes

  20. ultrajerky

    Whoa hey guys welcome to EB games

  21. ultrajerky

    Rascal!

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    2. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      I'm so confused lol

      ily

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      <3

    4. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      git!

  22. ultrajerky

     

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Did you set them on fire?

    3. Lemon

      Lemon

      What a waste of a good pair of shoes.

    4. Misombre

      Misombre

      This method has been validated by the w3c.

      Which could explain a lot of thing...

  23. ultrajerky

    You shit bags are all cute as horsefart :)^

    1. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

       same

    2. MadOrNah

      MadOrNah

      possibly.

    3. thelionorion

      thelionorion

      Thanks

  24. ultrajerky

    Hi sophie

    1. Sophia

      Sophia

      Hello

    2. MadOrNah

      MadOrNah

      Sophia don't speak to the Jester!

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      hello sophie

       

  25. ultrajerky

    Happy B day Rodrigo Bacon

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