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  1. Starlord

    It feels like I've been in another world the whole day. Also thanks to those that wished me happy birthday. Trying to stay as humble as I can :)

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Meh too much trouble for me to try to remeber. So I just go by the multiple ridiculous stories that my friends tell me the next day. Even if some of them aren't true it entertains me wondering if it happened or not.

    3. rashan0121

      rashan0121

      oh happy bday bro hope u had a good one

    4. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      o. Happy birthday ace.

  2. Starlord

    It warms my heart when I see my dad do illegal things. Makes me feel less guilty about all the illegal shit I've done. Brings tears to my unkind heart :')

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      I smoked weed with my dad once

      >inb4 stark "first beer memories"

  3. Starlord

    It's going down in the DM :)

  4. Starlord

    Just when you think no one in the world cares... Remeber this..... OBAMACARES :")

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Awwww you gays are so creative with your sexually depraved jokes. That's why I like ultima. Where the repressed come to make a home :')

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      This just became unfunny. I unsub'd you from life roomba.

    4. zaykho

      zaykho

      Did my joke disappear ? I guess I will need a spotlight to find it back....

  5. Starlord

    Keeping up with Ultima. Just another drama filled episode. Ratings are booming. This show is never getting cancelled.

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    2. Misombre

      Misombre

      @Malxerz True enough. Lot of talking, no action... Oh well I should just stfu and start acting then ToT

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Stupid telus.. i asked for the discovery channel

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Doge is right. I always hope people will stick to what they say, but sadly they never do. #YUDODIS?

  6. Starlord

    Leaving home with a stripper has got to be the most tedious thing in the world. Patience of a saint required :

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      She's not stripping me of anything. I'm giving of my own free will, lmao.

    3. Saber +7

      Saber +7

      In Gucci flip flops?

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      No, crocs aka the rubber masturbating shoes.

  7. Starlord

    Man I slept so much today. Feel refreshed.. Like a chimp in a suit fresh.

  8. Starlord

    Man the amount of respek for peoples names I have to put in is overwhelming. There's never enough respek going around.

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      But what if we don't respect respek ?

    2. velociti

      velociti

      I need to respec some mat stats on my character. WHAT? WE CAN'T RESPEC STATS?

  9. Starlord

    Me corto las venas oh me las dejo largas XD

    1. Denis Roman

      Denis Roman

      Lol?

    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      It's a movie a friend showed me. Una pelicula :)

  10. Starlord

    Movie 13 hours was pretty badass I'm not gonna lie. #frogmenlife

  11. Starlord

    Must be hard to be a female on this server. I can see why Ya'll hide what you look like XD . Met some beyond this world weird dudes in here and not even the cool or funny kind of weird..

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      the kind that get angry at you for not joining their room and call you a bitch to everyone of their friends kind of weird <:

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Ing how could you not join the room of your life partner? for shaaaame. after they spammed dick picks at you and everything </3

    4. Angeldust

      Angeldust

      :')

  12. Starlord

    Never get tired of the movie 300. Nothing like slaying Persians to end my night :D

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      Can totally understand it. Beside that movie achieve the great trick to turn epic to funny.

  13. Starlord

    NO PLS

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      no but like, ing is noob

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Yes pls

    4. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Yes, you are gonna take it, and you are gonna like it...

  14. Starlord

    NO PLS

    1. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I say this every time I wake up in the morning. *God no please, not again*

  15. Starlord

    NO PLS

    1. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Yes, yes, oooh yeees~

  16. Starlord

    NO PLS

    1. Yannv

      Yannv

      Yes

    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      YES PLS

  17. Starlord

    Now I know how Ke$ha wakes up every morning... Confused XD

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      I was gonna say hungover but that's close enough 8D

  18. Starlord

    Ok this is a super cereal question. I would like actual answers ( although I know there's a vast majority of trolls which some might even comment on this) but hear me out. Realistically how much would someone need to sell their dm. Preferably with ab on it. Or how much in items value. Trying to get one for someone hopefully. Let the answers commence...

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      you dont have the funds, do not do it my friend D:

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      So 150dts. That's reasonable I can agree. Thanks guys and yes Chris I'll make sure to buy yours for an extra dt always.

      @jerky I believe I do now. Got my sta stash which I didn't want to pick into but my hand was forced

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      well heres an idea, dont? lol

  19. Starlord

    Once you quit the dank you never go back. That loud so strong I need some earplugs tho.

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      yeah man, those Mexicans gotta go! whiter power!

  20. Starlord

    One day you will pudge up and you will see that after 600pounds of unhealthy weight that you still give no fucks about it because you sir or ma'am have lived :D

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      What if it's 800 lbs?

    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      It works on the flip side too, you will find out that after losing 100 lbs you still are the loser you always have been

  21. Starlord

    Organized status about sex parts and specific "genders"

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      ah well i'll be here when you decide to return. ill keep working on racast i reckon

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Make him mega OP. If you need an iron faust I think I got one I was trying to sell but no one buys you can just use.

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      i wont worry about it till i get a 2nd rr.

  22. Starlord

    Over release of serotonin and endorphins.. This must be what being drunk without actually drinking must feel like.

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    2. yaten

      yaten

      Over-release*

    3. Misombre

      Misombre

      I think there is an extra "s" to endorphin or and extra dot just after the said word.

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      icwatudidthar

  23. Starlord

    Pc> asteron striker 60-80 hit. GO

    1. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      40-55 dts id say.

  24. Starlord

    Pc> mag 0/185/15/0, ricos parasol, heave striker with dark 45 hit and uLtima reaper 60+hit GO! please :)

    1. tru

      tru

      mag 20-25 dts,

      ricos parasol 10 dts

      Heaven striker 20-25 dts,

      Ultima Reaper 60 hit 35-40 dts imo

  25. Starlord

    PC> n/m DM 50hit ab/d 50hit DF. N/d 80hit DF ab/m 50hit DF. Also price check on tjs unsphered and tjs m/d . Thank you

    1. abousweid

      abousweid

      anything you want LOL

    2. alejox-1123@hotmail.com

      alejox-1123@hotmail.com

      Sell that dm :c jajá nice weapons i see dm's in 200-220 dt's

    3. tru

      tru

      DM and DF are both 200+ dts with 80 hit like 220+ hit.

      Unsphered tjs are like 50-60 dts I would say.

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