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Malxerz

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  1. Am kill x_x

    1. ultrajerky
    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      moiy sanchez is kill?

      malxerz sanchez? XD

      now we know who your bf is

    3. Voodoo Kitty

      Voodoo Kitty

      *resurrects*

      dun die

  2. Apparently they can walk around saying it though....I'm done bringing it up now c:

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      How to unbuy bitcoins?

    3. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      idk man, i made 700$ in doge coin c: i wouldnt unbuy

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Unless I can buy a team of Sled Cappys I don't want these koinz anymore.

  3. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      I was undead with ass bones and puffy skin. Every hour I eat my legs, and every evening I eat my arms. At night, I laugh awake in pleasure until my diabeetus puts me to sleep.

    3. under9000

      under9000

      want to buy some chocolate tho

    4. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      "Hello?"

      "I love you."

  4. Apparent Overly deep and inteluctual message about my problems

    1. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      The only reason you made this was to start fights among users. I am proud of you doge.

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Also...fuck you ING. You're wrong about it all.

    1. Saber +7

      Saber +7

      Why does it have all those views though looooooooool

    2. Berrymilk

      Berrymilk

      I miss my two back home

  5. abousweid be like: S> Evp mats 4 pds each

  6. Happy Berrymilkshake day <33

    1. Berrymilk

      Berrymilk

      MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL ty

    2. Misombre

      Misombre

      Birthdaying is bad for ya, don't

  7. I seriously should make an Ultima specific Hurt Feelings Report...

    1. Master Debaytes
    2. zaykho

      zaykho

      ✔ Just do it. ©

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Does doge chase tail? Or does tail chase doge?

  8. Your entertainment will be watching doge beat joker in sportsball 1v1

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      All those fucks and joker can't get any

      #beentheredonethat

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      By '#beentheredonethat' are you saying you've participated in an open field orgy? If so, you shouldn't worry about finding an STA xD I mean *D

    4. SelahIsASpot
    1. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      There's two types of people in this world. Everyone who's awesome and you.

      :^)

  9. Misombre is bad for ya, don't

    1. McLaughlin86
    2. Misombre

      Misombre

      Such Misombre Very is So bad Many ya Wow don't

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Much chill very Netflix such high wow

  10. This week on Inga IRL https://i.imgur.com/wbdjzmA.gifv

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    2. Soly
    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      This was pretty funny. Reminds me of my old doge.

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      drugs will do that to ya. malx, stop shootin up the crack snorts..... i fear for your safety

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      there's the trashcan over there, feel free to visit it anytime

  11. We should take TheJoker25, and push it somewhere else!

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    2. R-78

      R-78

      S>Joker for 25 monomates

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      S> joker for 69 profile views

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      You couldn't wait till I got back from work? You called me out doge. You have balls for a bitch xD

  12. Everyone should 5 star Inga because ima doge and flirt with everyone for free stuff

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      wow, I can do w/e i want with my wet buns i want

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      stop flirting with me and give me free itens :')

    4. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      wow you have to 5 star me first

  13. Happy Hidden Day :3

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