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  1. blitsen

    *wishes* he was in a shower with Nicole shirtswinger and some herbal essences !

  2. blitsen

    #DARKBELRASGOBAIBAI

  3. blitsen

    am like every other freckle :D

    1. Cyane

      Cyane

      *wipes dirty spot of the face* '3' there all gone

  4. blitsen

    B > Item tickets plox

    1. Cyane

      Cyane

      the struggle is reallzzz

    2. blitsen

      blitsen

      yush ! btw momoka wants to meet ya D:

    3. Cyane

      Cyane

      Oh my D: I don't talk to weabos, bet she speaks japanese

  5. blitsen

    Cy cy the crafty editing guy ! ;D

    1. Cyane

      Cyane

      ;3 had to fix it

    2. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      I sang this to the bill nye thing ._.

  6. blitsen

    Dirty RR's back to GM's or poked in eye with a big stick with sand and cat aids on it !

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    2. blitsen

      blitsen

      I know ! they cough them up or poked ! simples !!!! :D

    3. Soly

      Soly

      I'll help with that

    4. Wayne Jones

      Wayne Jones

      :( bye bye pretty red rings hello evil looking anti dark ring :)
  7. blitsen

    Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey !!!!

    1. fatboy

      fatboy

      give the monkey a banana.

    2. Choko

      Choko

      you'd be surprised the things that monkey hides. Check the sofa, it probably shoved tortillas down it or something.

    3. blitsen

      blitsen

      .....why fight it :P

  8. blitsen

    Happy new year everyone ! Always a pleasure never a chore !!!! Hope you have a good one

    1. Cyane

      Cyane

      happy new year blitzbum!

    2. Aiden Payne

      Aiden Payne

      same to you mate!

  9. blitsen

    Have a great adventure 'robins-cy-rusoe' safe journey ;)

    1. Cyane

      Cyane

      Thank you friend çwç! waifu island here i come!

  10. blitsen

    Have I been banned from the shout box D:

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    2. Soly

      Soly

      if you feel like it... try using a vpn or https://kproxy.com/

      to log in the forum and see if the shoutbox works.. if it does let me know

    3. Wayne Jones

      Wayne Jones

      yes you been ban for steal my sweetroll );9( joking lol

    4. blitsen

      blitsen

      are you a parrot jonesy ??? :D

      Thanks soly I'll gib it a try

  11. blitsen

    How many kajex's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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    2. kajex

      kajex

      None. He hires a housekeeper to do his work for him. Her name is Soly.

    3. Cyane

      Cyane

      ohhhhhhhh!!!!

    4. blitsen

      blitsen

      D: who's looking after the jack Russell then ?

  12. blitsen

    I just spotted the change ! I have a fresh bag of TestoSOLYone if anyone else lifts????

    1. Cyane

      Cyane

      xD gimmie a bag..

    2. Soly

      Soly

      O_o

  13. blitsen

    Jack Russell's can get absolutely EVERYWHERE !

  14. blitsen

    Michael Mann has been licking toilet seats again ! He says free kisses for everyone lobby's 1-6 :D

    1. blitsen

      blitsen

      herpes much ????

      :P

    2. blitsen

      blitsen

      :P
  15. blitsen

    Oooooh coming out of the woodwork, just lost my john hurt coming out of the woods

  16. blitsen

    Poking sticks+25 for sale 10pd's ! 10 !!!!!

  17. blitsen

    Potato juice cocktails !!!!!

  18. blitsen

    RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper ! You hailed from my hometown but you were actually canadian LEGEND !!!

    1. Grimoire Greys

      Grimoire Greys

      Aww . . . this is quite saddening. I really liked Roddy Piper. RIP

    2. Wayne Jones

      Wayne Jones

      :"L he will be missed

    3. Trigunman

      Trigunman

      Noooooo!!! No more chewing of bubble gum and kicking of ass!!!! =^(((((

  19. blitsen

    S > 10x Luck Mats

    1. Rodrigo Chacon

      Rodrigo Chacon

      how much in pds?

    2. Judgment

      Judgment

      would you take a 65mech redsword for them

    3. blitsen

      blitsen

      1:1 in lobby 1

  20. blitsen

    S > HUcast max stat custom mag 0/185/15/0 pioneer 2

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    2. blitsen

      blitsen

      PB's are twins ,pilla and the healing lady one

      It does invincible on 100 pb and invincible on boss and at 1/10th hp it resta's

    3. griffeni

      griffeni

      you dun goofed if you made itinto pio, should have tryed for a kama using ahunter or ranger and made a tellusis it goes inv at all triggers and boosts excal speed

    4. blitsen

      blitsen

      When you have c/battle who needs the bonus :/ pioneer 2 is different so get it up yie !

  21. blitsen

    S > Max hucast mag Pioneer mag 0/185/15/0

  22. blitsen

    S > PD's for DT's like loads !!!

  23. blitsen

    Sun's out buns out D:

  24. blitsen

    There isn't enough mann's in the world ! :D

    1. Cyane

      Cyane

      I need a Mann in my life

    2. blitsen

      blitsen

      Its raining MANN !!!

    3. Mist

      Mist

      blisten, did you still want that CR? o.O

  25. blitsen

    What did the Shepard say to his son ? Let's the flock outta here !!!!! Friday yaaaaaaas !

    1. HandlebarsFakis

      HandlebarsFakis

      #badjokefriday - knock knock, whose there, little old lady, little old lady who, I didn't know you could yodel.

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