ultrajerky Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 hour ago, KarmaTheFoney said: Take notes Jerky, this is how you do it. See you in bed at 2am bb <3 ): but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTheFoney Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Just now, ultrajerky said: ): but is k i still ly 2 bb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffeni Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 @KarmaTheFoney but what about something like is your name karma because if so you are already F'ing me pretty often already and we should just go steady at this point 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudkipzjm Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 24 minutes ago, griffeni said: @KarmaTheFoney but what about something like is your name karma because if so you are already F'ing me pretty often already and we should just go steady at this point Top kek Also I got a girl to go to prom with me the only time I went by asking "Because why the fuck not?". Then again, we were pretty good friends at the time so she probably found it hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuk Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Some nerdy pickup lines from when I was studying informatics : "Your pants are like an archive folder, I constantly want to unzip them" "You turn my software into hardware" never seen them work though haha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigunman Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 10 hours ago, chuk said: Some nerdy pickup lines from when I was studying informatics : "Your pants are like an archive folder, I constantly want to unzip them" "You turn my software into hardware" never seen them work though haha Whaaaat? They didn't work on Evie? XDDDD Some tired, cheesy renditions I've attempted in the past: "Imma just a hunkahunkahunka burnin' looovvve for ya honay uhhh huh" /elvis "Babe with a face like that you could stop a clock." "I know your legs are tired girl, cuz you've been running though my mind all day." "Oh sweetheart, I know God broke the mold when He made you, so please don't break my heart." "Lady, I think you've lost that lovin' feelin'..." *cue song: Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' ala the movie "Top Gun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drga Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I'll come back as I remember any good ones, but probably my favorite line was "Hey, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I see me in your pants." Don't think it ever worked but it's great for a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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