KarmaTheFoney
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all time classic
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I renamed this song in my phone to "A Night With Mud"
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SpoilerIntro:
I'm going down (x6)
On youVerse 1:
I'm breathing deep then I leap in
I'm going under
Like eating that V's the key to how we can beat global hunger
Achieve total peace on earth
I'm a freak, I'm a local wonder
More lung capacity than Freddy Mercury vocal numbers
I plunder the briny deep
A spelunker plunging in, hunkering down in between those puffy pink walls
Like a fallout bunker
And if never emerge to the surface don't gimme shit
In twenty years I'm back like Kimmy Shmidt (wassup)
Hold up, wait (Hold up, wait)
Cause I really gotta set one thing straight
I'm not chowing on the chocha so that you'll reciprocate
I just go in (go in)
No strings (no strings)
Tastes great (tastes great)
Fun times (vitamins!)
I got a wand tongue
I'm doing sorcery
If you don't want none
Well that's just more for meChorus:
I'm going down
I'm going down
On youVerse 2:
I'm going down on you like I like it but bruh I'm lyin'
Cause I don't like it I lied that shit's my valentine
One tiny warning, I'm dining on your gourmet form until the morning
Performing like it'll stop global warming
My pallet has got no equal
Talent could vanquish evil
And maybe make Rick Moranis be in the Ghostbusters sequel
One taste and I'm wailing "god bless!" (god bless!)
Until you quiver I will not rest (not rest)
Licking repeatedly like your beaver's a square reader
And my tongue is a VISA debit card that failed to process
It's like the Miracle Worker and I'm blind and I'm deaf and dumb
Plus each inch my body's numb except for the tip of my tongue
And each Wikipedia topic's printed in microscopic raised ink on your clit
So the single option I got to know something about this wonderful globe that
We come from so locate your swollen bean and then probe the folds of it
Fiendishly til you cum about infinity times
And baby that isn't a crimeChorus:
I'm going down
I'm going down
On youVerse 3:
Given our planet's gender ratio
It'd be a mockery glossing over fellatio (there he go)
Meaning that really fucking quick
I gotta touch on sucking dick
Many guys visualize giving BJs And say "eww"
But can we just please give smoking pole a calm objective view?
I'm pretty straight, but I'll state: sexuality's an arc
Maybe I can suck a flashlight so my soul will not be dark
Why couldn't I get sexual with a man at all?
At thirteen I was in my bedroom fuckin' stuffed animals
If I can bang an inanimate object can't I jam the crotch of a man in my jaw and softly massage it?
Fellas vomit like "what if the sausage is smellin' hella funky?"
Don't you wash your fucking junk, B?
Of course I wouldn't devour icky salami
But that goes the same for encountering stinky punani
So in this scenario where I brush my teeth with a penis
Let's assume that the penis we're dealing with sparkle's the cleanest of all
Penis penis on the wall
With those well proportioned ballsChorus:
I'm going down (going down)
I'm going down (going down)
I'm going down (down down down)
I'm going down
Verse 4:
So let's say you're okay with your lips around a cock
But you still can't wrap your mind around the final moneyshot
Don't give up! if the nut is what truly makes it foul
Then just get him close to busting and hand him a paper towel
(Yup!) No gravy on your chin!
(Yup!) Everybody wins!
(Yup!) Squirrel to an acorn
Dudes like to look at dicks in their straight porn
Put your hands up if you got hangups
Put your hands up if you got hangups
If I could get with it I'd have a wider ocean I'm fishing in
But I'm inhibited by my social conditionin'
So where my head's at present the odds are gloomy
That I would agree to feast on a D that's presented to me
But I'm not officially ruling out
That at some point in my life I'll have a dingaling in my mouthOutro:
I'm going down
I'm going downI'm that guy that's going down on you
I am going so low that I am going down to the core of the Earth and then maybe belowDown down downdowndown
Down down downdowndown
Downdowndowndowndown
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"Stuck in Japan for now so might as well link Pate some dope shit" -My thought process at 5am
SpoilerSpoilerSpoilerThat's all the shit I have for now. Someday I'll be able to leave here
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Yeah dude I went back and listened to that whole album and also their underground artist album (Se7en). I felt like I was in middle school or something again
Also Transistor is on sale rn because Summer Sale, definitely get it. It's one of the few games where you beat it, and you want to do the NG+, then you beat that, and there's a third playthrough that you want to do too. Same shit each time but the enemies scale up and get new abilities and stuff as you go, so it doesn't get stale
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over 200 forum notifications and counting
it's been less than 10 days guys
stop
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487 new notifications
Time to get reading I guess
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B> Maxed IF (preferably n/m)
PM @Auli'i because I don't ever check forums
Or PM me and hope I randomly check, but I wouldn't count on it
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Just rewatched this for the first time in a while and it's such an amazing set, maybe the best set. Sick commentary too. Someone hit me with more sets I need to rewatch
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i was gonna link sets that @McLaughlin86was in but the fucker must've deleted his youtube.
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What a nerd @McLaughlin86
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<3 New cover photo to express my unconditional love for @mudkipzjm <3
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i'm not gay but i suck a mean dick @KarmaTheFoney
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I'm sad now
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Now play PSO you fuck.
@mudkipzjm More like do literally anything that isn't Hollow Knight
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@Auli'i give him back to us ;-; and by us, i mean mud. and then griff. and then hopefully i can get third
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B> @mudkipzjm, @griffeni, @McLaughlin86, @ultrajerky, @Lone Ranger ...
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B> Megid 30. Have DTs or stuff from my shop
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Bring me back SogeKing, Kickass and Yashiro. Where are you bbs
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It's been a little bit! How much does FOnewearl gear cost now? Talkin Psycho Wand, Hylian Shield, Cent/Tech, v801, Glide v00, etc.
I'm probably missing stuff so feel free to chip in whatever info/advice
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Well,
a clean Psycho Wand probably goes for 10-15 PDs; a Hylian shield goes for like 15DTs (not sure); Centurion Techniques are like 5-3PDs; V801 Is like 3PDs (or given If asked nicely? :'D) and Glide Divine v00 Is like... 10PDs or less?Missing stuff? Probably a neutron skin (additional 250 MST + 100% Resta range boost. Also has decent EDK, ELT and... Light resistance), a samurai armor (Ra tech boost by 20% + 50 LCK), or a Mother Garb+ (random 50% Grants boost [I think..] and 50% TP reduction); these are the recommended armors for nuking newmen.
Between the Weapons with boosting abilities there are Quasar Staff (60% Rafoie; 45% Gifoie[I think..] and 120% Barta); Sacred Bow [Hell Special & 50% Grants Boost]
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