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There can be only Juan Spanish Highlander. If you don't get it at first, think about it a minute.
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There is no 'I' in hue but, there is 'hue' in hue hue hue.
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They're only as good as the PSO world they exist in allows them to be. I'll show you. When the events begin and the red boxes drop, these...these chilled out and laid back people, they'll RQ and report each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just better than all of you.
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This one's face name is Delanynder, though many in this place simply refer to it as Delan.
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Trash Panda > All of you.
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Vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda (n.) The act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
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What if the voice in my head is ING? I still don't think I should listen to it.
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What sound does the Yas 9k make? Gratata, Gratata, Gratata.
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What's the best way to remedy a sticky keyboard? No it's not jizz that's causing the keys to stick, it's wild cherry pepsi that I spilt.
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When I'm really high I feel like I should be doing something normal. Cause like I start staring at shit too long, and catch myself thinking "Wow...I should breathe".
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When you see it you'll shit bricks: http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/CocaineAddiction/Be Salty_zpsfynorz0b.jpg
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When you were pouring the bisquick did you mean to make pancakes? It's dirtier than first appears
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Where da hood, where da hood, where da hood at? *DMX asking his GPS for directions* Legend says he's still lookin' for da hood.
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Whether Sockpuppets are fully cognizant or not doesn't change the fact they love being fisted.
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Who wants to make a 15 PD bet on the Spurs vs Warriors? Game starts in 5 minutes. I call Spurs.
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Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
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Why is the last person to view my profile the person that claims to dislike me most? I guess they're stalking my posts looking for any reason to report me....how droll.
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Wind me up. Put me down. Start me off and watch me go. I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know. A little off center and I'm out of tune. Just kickin' this can along the avenue, but I'm alright.
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Worst animal to be killed by? I say wolves.
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Talking about bear attack, the movie "The Revenant" is worth a couple of popcorns *spoiler*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e38Nyts_lSQ
Otherwise I think "Tapeworms" are more effective than Low-carbohydrate diet and I believe "Saifu ants" [Dorylus] would be creepy (pun intended) to have as company while sleeping...
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Would anyone like to make a few gentlemen's bets with PDs for the NBA Dunk Contest & 3 Point Shooting Contest tonight?
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You can get condoms that are ribbed for her pleasure. So what I do is turn 'em inside out and please myself :/