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TheJoker25

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  1. There can be only Juan Spanish Highlander. If you don't get it at first, think about it a minute.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      And Juan super juan. But people still don't know what Juan +juan mean. Amateurs...

  2. There is no 'I' in hue but, there is 'hue' in hue hue hue.

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    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      why can't we all just hue along?

    3. Misombre

      Misombre

      I have no clue what you're hueing around.

    4. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      but there is a u in hue

  3. They're only as good as the PSO world they exist in allows them to be. I'll show you. When the events begin and the red boxes drop, these...these chilled out and laid back people, they'll RQ and report each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just better than all of you.

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Yes sadly it was a sarcastic joke. Kind of like your role playing you do here all in all jokes.. I can only hope XD

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Starlord is the Scarecrow to my Joker.

    4. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      it's ok, I still love you, starlord :D thank you for overexplaining the obvious~

  4. This one's face name is Delanynder, though many in this place simply refer to it as Delan.

    1. Lukas Heistso

      Lukas Heistso

      or alias John Cena

  5. Too high to care.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Too caring to get high D:

  6. Trash Panda > All of you.

    1. AdamFrost901

      AdamFrost901

      But we are YOUR trash panda right?

    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      trash panda.. reminds me of panda express D:

  7. Two seals walk into a club...

    1. Evie

      Evie

      brutal ;_;

    2. leezy

      leezy

      I shot it,and rost it on a open fire,

  8. Vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda (n.) The act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

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    2. Hanya

      Hanya

      Don't worry, chance are you might never find out your real partner is trapped in another universe.

    3. InCiDeR

      InCiDeR

      You say that as if we're not carrying enough technology that can bend space and time into a mobius strip... <3 Fringe

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Incinder gets it.

  9. What do you call an elf who smokes pot? A High Elf. Hue hue hue.

  10. What if the voice in my head is ING? I still don't think I should listen to it.

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Try some lsd. Your legs will thank you

    3. Malxerz
    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      IGN is not kill, ING is legs

  11. What sound does the Yas 9k make? Gratata, Gratata, Gratata.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Stay off drugs kids. All I can say ;D

    2. TheJoker25
    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Chantel Jeffries that's my baby right there. Oh and rousey... Totally rousey. She can break this arm any day you feel me? Lol

  12. What's the best way to remedy a sticky keyboard? No it's not jizz that's causing the keys to stick, it's wild cherry pepsi that I spilt.

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    2. Tro
    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Is that what they call jizz in wva? Man I am lost with the times today. You kids with your slang. Such creativity gone to waste XD

    4. Angeldust

      Angeldust

      put keyboard in washer, then dryer, fixes it 10/10

  13. When I'm really high I feel like I should be doing something normal. Cause like I start staring at shit too long, and catch myself thinking "Wow...I should breathe".

  14. When you see it you'll shit bricks: http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/CocaineAddiction/Be Salty_zpsfynorz0b.jpg

  15. When you were pouring the bisquick did you mean to make pancakes? It's dirtier than first appears :)

  16. Where da hood, where da hood, where da hood at? *DMX asking his GPS for directions* Legend says he's still lookin' for da hood.

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      *names gps x*

      x gon give it to ya fuck waiting for you to git on your own

    2. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      joikear look in your pocket, its totes there

  17. Whether Sockpuppets are fully cognizant or not doesn't change the fact they love being fisted.

  18. Who wants to make a 15 PD bet on the Spurs vs Warriors? Game starts in 5 minutes. I call Spurs.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      You betting pd pshhh what are pds gonna do for you in real life bro? Bet real Canadian dollars. Get at me. Contact APOS to get on this bet too

  19. Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

  20. Why is the last person to view my profile the person that claims to dislike me most? I guess they're stalking my posts looking for any reason to report me....how droll.

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ill open your bad.... bag*

    3. ryukin

      ryukin

      "i'm so le random"

    4. zaykho

      zaykho

      This is the funny side of being popular, you attract the good, the bad and the ugly....

  21. Wind me up. Put me down. Start me off and watch me go. I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know. A little off center and I'm out of tune. Just kickin' this can along the avenue, but I'm alright.

  22. Worst animal to be killed by? I say wolves.

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    2. leezy

      leezy

      Human, we have sense and feeling, ,animal kill for food and survival

    3. InCiDeR

      InCiDeR

      Talking about bear attack, the movie "The Revenant" is worth a couple of popcorns *spoiler*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e38Nyts_lSQ

      Otherwise I think "Tapeworms" are more effective than Low-carbohydrate diet and I believe "Saifu ants" [Dorylus] would be creepy (pun intended) to have as company while sleeping...

    4. Starlord

      Starlord

      Being killed by a sloth. Because they are unpredictable, you will be paranoid the whole time waiting for it. Eventually you might even try to end yourself from paranoia of not knowing when the calculated attack might come from. Sloths they are evil.

  23. Would anyone like to make a few gentlemen's bets with PDs for the NBA Dunk Contest & 3 Point Shooting Contest tonight?

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Lets say 2 PDs per contest. So total of 4 PDs to win.

    3. Saber +7
    4. Starlord

      Starlord

      Psshhh basketball be real men and watch hockey bros :P

  24. Yo' mama can't reach my garden, otay? It's my garden, you dig?

  25. You can get condoms that are ribbed for her pleasure. So what I do is turn 'em inside out and please myself :/

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