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  1. TheJoker25

    Coiake is lie.

    1. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      joikear is a lie

  2. TheJoker25

    Crocop'd

    1. ZenReborn

      ZenReborn

      He got Fedor'd

  3. TheJoker25

    Dear BBC, Please bring back NMTB & Frankie Boyle.

  4. TheJoker25

    Dear Chief Replacement, I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you are curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with. That's right. I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.

  5. TheJoker25

    Dear Sturrlurd. Take it back. Take it all back. I'm over teh snow already. K, thx. Bai.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      I haven't gotten any snow yet you ding dong. But tonight we should get some and Friday we should get plenty more. I'm very excite *borat voice

    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      meanwhile i am sitting in -3 degree weather where i live

  6. TheJoker25

    Dear, ZenReborn (or literally anyone that has PDs to spare) wanna make a bet on the UFC fights tonight? I've got 10 PDs on McGregor and 10 PDs on Holm.

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      So restless lion in ult. it drops in like the third room I want to say. I can do that shit easily if you want me to hunt it. One player only

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Erp, welp...ya I won't turn down someone doing it for me xD

    4. Starlord

      Starlord

      What time is event over? I can hop in a little bit and so its real quick I used to have a lot of hell lasers but I gave them away to people

  7. TheJoker25

    Did ING freeze to ded in the -3 weather yet?

  8. TheJoker25

    Die in Canada or become a walrus? Damn that's a hard choice.

    1. ZenReborn

      ZenReborn

      You're in Canada? Damn no wonder you're always disgruntled xD

  9. TheJoker25

    DO NOT EMPTY YOUR PM BOX. THIS IS A TRAP.

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Darn I was hoping it'd be a booby trap instead

    2. R-78

      R-78

      He can't, I'm spaming him.

  10. TheJoker25

    Do you think the world will ever have a dwarf shortage?

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I knew a midget that was trying to become a certified chef and, he told me the reason he gave up was because the steaks were too high.

    3. Lukas Heistso

      Lukas Heistso

      then he smoked some weed and got medium

    4. Lukas Heistso

      Lukas Heistso

      cause he cant get high

  11. TheJoker25

    Doctor Manhattan's blue dong is a war crime.

    1. Hanya

      Hanya

      No girl should ever be exposed to that, no matter how great he is.

    2. radezz

      radezz

      He wore a thong during war tho.

    3. Hanya

      Hanya

      But it's still there. We know it's there. He could use it anytime, and we can praise ourselves lucky he never did.

  12. TheJoker25

    Doge me

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      http://t7.rbxcdn.com/2d4f950d505169ec8950fe8e910be616
    2. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      lewd.

    3. radezz

      radezz

      Soge me :3

  13. TheJoker25

    Doge you confuse me greatly with your 'Urban Speak'.

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      such speak very urban so grammer wow

  14. TheJoker25

    Emotional pain has nothing on physical pain. Just ask griff or me. Your 'feelings' will never hurt as bad as my back: http://s710.photobucket.com/user/CocaineAddiction/media/Image0_zpsf14cbed5.jpg.html?sort=3&o=6

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      ;) Is that your back on the photo, Mr.Musem of horror no2 ?
    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      That's what happens when you challenge doge to 1v1 sportsball, turn your back into water

  15. TheJoker25

    For a team called 'ChosenFew' there sure are quite a lot of them. Oxymoron anyone?

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Assimilate

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      One of us

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      That's what Mew used to say Fulgore. She called it getting 'assmewlated'. You know...cuz cat?

  16. TheJoker25

    Funny how things work out. 5 minutes ago I was dreading using my last bowl of weed. 30 seconds ago weed dealer calls and apologizes for keeping me waiting and offers to give me $10 free on top of what I'm buying. #High5Lyfe

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      dankrupt is the worst feeling

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      no kidding doge

  17. TheJoker25

    Gambling on farts is dangerous. There's always a chance it'll be more than air.

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    2. ZenReborn

      ZenReborn

      I've lost in a gamble like that.

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      You gotta be shitting me

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      just don't get greedy.

  18. TheJoker25

    Give me a reason to log on.

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    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      To fap

    3. silv

      silv

      me

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Wilford agrees diabetus hurts. NoufapZoomcat.

  19. TheJoker25

    Going down the steps on a white line straight to nowhere.

  20. TheJoker25

    Having a 6 ft high bong means I need a spotter when smoking. Otherwise I'm like a midget trying to kill himself with a shotgun.

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and, assume you knew what I meant...

    3. Misombre

      Misombre

      Thanks for your confidence... I could end up thinking that people believe I have no clue at all.

    4. makaveli

      makaveli

      Lol sounds like you need a smaller bong.

  21. TheJoker25

    He is the Batman to my Joker, if Batman had head trauma, and a crippling bipolar disorder...

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I live by the lake so I leave lines out all the time. Don't worry about what I catch. I just kill whatever I don't need.

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      poor little fish. have to suffer your sadistic ways. when will they be free? WHEN?!!

    4. Virec

      Virec

      hahahaha neverending

  22. TheJoker25

    Hitler and Polpot. Two of the worlds worst people to ever exist, right? Lets try to see the good in the bad. They both managed to conduct a lot of medical research without hurting any animals. I put it to you that if you aren't even slightly offended by this then you haven't quite understood what I've said.

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      oh look, it's NEIN o clock, gotta go!

  23. TheJoker25

    How many bears can Bear Grylls grill? If Bear Grylls could grill bears?

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    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      None cuz he's drinking piss

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do... Even if that means drinking piss.

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      The fuck is wrong with you guys? I'm talking about eating a god damn bear!

  24. TheJoker25

    Humans have eyelashes to protect them from facials - Tom Segura

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Inga's eyes burn and I'm the experienced one? Nah my lashes like pom froms. I am protected from jizz like attacks to the face region.

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      I bet his eyelashes are the prettiest in the whole land. Bet he's the belle of the ball. WV confederate queen :')

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      We were part of the union you fool!

  25. TheJoker25

    I am a PROfessional analyst and therapist. Pretty sure that makes me an analrapist.

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    2. Cyane

      Cyane

      i'm the one that should arrest your development, but i'm ok for now uwu

    3. zaykho

      zaykho

      ""i'm the one that should arrest your development"" 10/10 =)

    4. Misombre

      Misombre

      Theralyst sounds way better ^^ (though it lost all meaning like that)

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