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  1. ultrajerky

    i heard urine to R kelly.

     

    oh

    1. bobshlibidich

      bobshlibidich

      I understood that reference

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      because you are a cutie patootie bob

  2. ultrajerky

    hey starlady, hows life?

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Was i really ever into any shenanigans? D: also why would you think im gone forever you big ol poo butt! i always come back to these stupid forums. You can always add me on discord if you want.

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Shoot I forget about that gadget. I usually spend all my time in Wilson’s discord. Are you mickz or bick?

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      bick crudzinski

  3. ultrajerky

    *salutes* hoi solda how goes?

  4. ultrajerky

    Hello cuties of Ultima c:

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    2. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      i want jerkman to come onto me tbh

    3. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      hello, i miss u.

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      I forgot i made this status, henlo to all and to all a good well.

  5. ultrajerky

    Time to hit the Jim

    https://imgur.com/Z0fdrFU

    https://imgur.com/Z0fdrFU

    Neck Boi.jpg

    1. bobshlibidich

      bobshlibidich

      oh_yeah_macho_man.gif

  6. ultrajerky

    but

    f46a5848-793d-40b2-be91-c259489b8262-profile_image-300x300.jpg

    1. bobshlibidich

      bobshlibidich

      However

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      also

  7. ultrajerky

    @R-78

  8. ultrajerky

    @CFlo

    This is wat i did today

    1. CFlo

      CFlo

      i fkn love you

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      :0 how coot

  9. ultrajerky

    Yoooo fuK yo glizzy eatin ass

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Henlo cute boy :0

    3. griffeni

      griffeni

      wow maybe i wanted to eat this hotdog tho

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Yes baby.. glizzy=hotdoggo

  10. ultrajerky

    How many dollars do i need to become an unlimita war veteran?

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    2. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      i'll throw in a phat yeet if this lad gets what he wants

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Get in line bootywipe.  Apparently it’s 4 years now XD

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      cant wait :v)

  11. ultrajerky

    CLERRRRRRRRRRR

    1. cloor

      cloor

      jerkyyyy

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      :UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  12. ultrajerky

    I heard you called me a fuddy duddy too... i thought you were on my side.

    1. Anmastey

      Anmastey

      what is this I don't even know.

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      beats me *shrugs*

    3. Anmastey

      Anmastey

      okie dokie 

  13. ultrajerky

    Wat it DO

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      no

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      It is changed. Hope it’s up to your liking XD

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Yus, all is well :0

  14. ultrajerky

    Get ready

    1. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      for

    2. yeyy

      yeyy

      school

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Pigshit

  15. ultrajerky

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    2. Sylph777

      Sylph777

      44 minutes ago, ultrajerky said:

      I find it funny that everyone thinks this actually happened, hue.

      nah we were just messing with you <3

       

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      It’s ok @ultrajerky you little weenie lad, the lads and lass here still adore you. You are a ultima legend in our eyes.

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      @Sylph777 suuuure you were ;)

      @Starlord they do? i am? wowzers

  16. ultrajerky

    get

    BUGGERED

    OK.jpg

    OK LITE.jpg

    1. Sylph777

      Sylph777

      That's totally you :D

  17. ultrajerky

    HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOPHIE

    1. Sophia

      Sophia

      Heeeeeeeeellooooooooooo

  18. ultrajerky

    Nice new profile picture hun :o

    1. cloor

      cloor

      yuh, about time i changed it lel

       

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      hue

  19. ultrajerky

     

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Let us do an aerobic

  20. ultrajerky

     

    1. griffeni

      griffeni

      i did not know i needed this but thanks jerky

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ofc babe

  21. ultrajerky

    @McLaughlin86 hello, welcome to chilis. dont @ me about it though.

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    2. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      Revelations 10:34 “ shut the fuck up.” 

    3. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      @McLaughlin86make sure to get that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      BONELESS

    4. nnorton44

      nnorton44

      On 5/24/2018 at 11:24 PM, SelahIsASpot said:

      Revelations 10:34 “ shut the fuck up.” 

      That's dope I love king James version that motherfucker didnt take any shit

  22. ultrajerky

    Pates mario is on point c;

  23. ultrajerky

    sup my boy c:

    1. radezz

      radezz

      well henlo, fren :3

      What is that hentai profile picture from? <3 Asking for a fren.

  24. ultrajerky

    I think its your birthday today muddmaster. ill give you a taste of my butt bacon then, peasant. no homo i guess

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Let's smash for massive gains

  25. ultrajerky

     

    1. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

       

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      @mudkipzjm call me maybe ;)

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