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  1. jezbuz

    Do you rather cagar meteor or cagar flow?

    1. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      It really just depends on what I eat that day tbh.

    2. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      Fair enough. Personally i prefer slicer of cagar

    3. Lipelis

      Lipelis

      I like to dip my brand in monogrinders in the morning but I like them both as well.

  2. jezbuz

    had ahoy

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    2. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      Sniffle sob. Mad to lipelis

    3. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      Had big cagar sniffle 😢😢😢😢 mad lipelis

    4. Lipelis

      Lipelis

      eough
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  3. jezbuz

    How many portuguese dads are enough for you to say "wow that's enough portuguese dads, but i love them all"?

    1. R-78

      R-78

      Yes.

    2. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      Can you really ever have too many Portuguese dads?

    3. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      But what if they start fighting over TA records? 🙄😞

  4. jezbuz

    Did you know that all world is portuguese, making you the realest portuguese alive? Here's the unrefutable proof that science provides:

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    1. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      I am Portugal?giphy.gif

    2. Yannv

      Yannv

      Actually you all are Mario and therefore you are going to Brazil 

       

    3. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      @Yannv toma aí um gif de mãe divorciada de facebook com 50 anos (fora de brincadeira, a minha tia Alzira uma vez pôs um gif semelhante e passa a vida a dizer mal do Brasil):

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  5. jezbuz

    @RocketTots @Lipelis 

    READ THIS FAST

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    2. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      Ahoy mine new bf @Yannv

    3. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      I think i still need more bfs. @Kotta @Ricardof14 read fast!

    4. Kotta

      Kotta

      I tried, but I wasn't fast enough. It took me almost two seconds :onion-head48:

       

  6. jezbuz

    Just came here to salut my favorite and realest boiola in the world

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  7. jezbuz

    Just came here to salut my favorite and realest whale in the world

     

     

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  8. jezbuz

    Just came here to salut my favorite and realest little girl in the world

     

    Massive respekt and may the anchor protecs you from the storms of life

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  9. jezbuz

    T > Zalure S-rank Jcutter for Zalure S-Rank Launcher or 3 Nakas

  10. jezbuz

    nice eyelashes sis. do you brush them daily?

    1. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      tenor.gif Feelin' pretty cute. Might go whaling later idk

  11. jezbuz

    Me rompiste la ventana... ahora que?!

     

     

     

     

    (Miss you my little shit)

    1. pishion

      pishion

      hahahaha what you gonna do lil scarface? stay in cuba hahaha!!! yeah im installing this thing atm

    2. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      *mini-cuba have some respect Juan Paulo!

  12. jezbuz

    S > My kidney for half NYC. Pm only, i also let you chose between my left or right kidney. Best deal you won't find

    1. JanenbaDMS

      JanenbaDMS

      S > all my gamestop shares for NYC

    2. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      Very nice! Even my kidney can't beat that offer. Maybe i shall offer both instead of one

  13. jezbuz

    Ahoy i am there. Are you here?

    1. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      ParallelExhaustedArcticseal-small.gif

  14. jezbuz

    Do you usually go this fast?

     

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    2. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      Wonderful! Thanks for the sharing, i feel way more cultured after that 10/10

    3. Yannv

      Yannv

      Thij video changed my life.

    4. Yannv

      Yannv

      Illuminati confirmed on Sanic's body.

  15. jezbuz

    This is a status update there are many like it but this is my own.

    1. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      B> Status update

    2. Trigunman

      Trigunman

      We demand updates by the hour sir!   XD

  16. jezbuz

    I just called to say Happy (late) Birthday!

  17. jezbuz

    After studying alot, i finally got my license today! If you are interest on my services (and i hope you do), please contact me. I got millions of USDs in my wallet ready.

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    1. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      OMG congrats! I'll send you my wish.com list, pls buy two of everything. ❤️

  18. jezbuz

    Ahoy

    Philosophic topic and an important topic to think and discuss about in USA election times:

    How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      TRICK QUESTION. The answer is zero, as dads would just make their servant children change the lightbulb for them while drinking mimosas.

    2. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      omg, marry me! you really understand how things work ❤️ 

  19. jezbuz

    This could be us, but you playing PSO

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  20. jezbuz

    Hey, would you SIMP me please?

     

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    1. Kotta

      Kotta

      Idk, man. That's too racist, and I feel offended, and It's not even about me :onion-head63:

  21. jezbuz

    Hey spam bot. Spam some pretty words to me please.

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    1. Gui

      Gui

      Stop spam viado

    2. Yannv

      Yannv

      This spam is scaring away potential new players from Ultima PSO:BB server.

    3. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BUZZ BUZZ STAY AWAY PSO PLAYERS. tenor.gif

  22. jezbuz

    relationship goals ❤5e7f8ded8a537083168569b9180fd513.jpg

    1. Kotta

      Kotta

      I like how the forum cleverly hides the tigers until you read more xD

    2. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      had husband

  23. jezbuz

    I have all the elements. How many submissions do i need now to have my gold name?

  24. jezbuz

    Happy birthday to my favorite c-word carlito sailor capitan! May the anchor protecc you from the storms of life. ⚓🌊🚤

    1. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      Also congrats on your c-word yellow title 

    2. Lipelis

      Lipelis

      Kind words from the manliest little grill alive... 141896_standard_copie.png

      Take care in those weird times Jez...

      weird times...

  25. jezbuz

    Inspiration quote of the day:

    (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ all the elements are required ♥  - Lipelis, 2020

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    2. jezbuz

      jezbuz

      That's a good life style. Protect yourself with lots of tin foils or they will steal you

      (out of reactions for today, this is so sad)

    3. RocketTots

      RocketTots

      Be honest guys, GM @Lipelis was just being honest

    4. Yannv

      Yannv

      @RocketTots Did you know that in order to become a veteran, it is required to have all the 3 elements?

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