McLaughlin86

Fabulous.

I'm having a hard time understanding why I can't set my auto disconnect to 3 years.

I'm shitposting and there's nothing you can do about it.

The chances of finding a Red Ring is multiplied by 2 during happy hour. However, I guess that 2 is getting multiplied by 0.

You all laugh about godric/ability now, but wait until we find out that it actually unseals and gives +100 to all stats.

Woke up from a nap, went to the bathroom and pissed on a closed toilet seat. Don't forget to turn on the lights, kids.

Top kek

War, disease and famine weren't anything compared to what we must deal with now. It's time to push past the consumer standard of 1080p and upgrade to 4k. Work towards a better world today.

Who parked their car on my sandwich?

Stopped a terrorist from blowing up a bus. He didn't have any explosives, but his name sounded funny.

Got into an accident today. Some guy with no regard for safety cut me off while I was riding my unicycle on the fast lane of the highway and texting on my phone. This guy sent me flying ten trillion feet through the air and caused me to explode like an atomic bomb when I hit the ground. Thankfully I have a basement laboratory with the top 5 scientists on the planet who were able to fix me in about 3 seconds.

Babysat today. The mother suggested I ordered food, as there was none in the house. I begged to differ. Mom wasn't too happy when she came back.

I hate it when I start my car and it explodes, because it was actually a bomb and I'm a domestic terrorist.

What if matrix?

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