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McLaughlin86

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  1. I had to do a cover of Undertale's best song:

  2. Good to see a dedicated player making new content. Nice job.
  3. Life's a bitch, get a helmet.

  4. Patrick gets a job, part 4: The final fuckening WISH ME LUCK LADS

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      If all else fails, tell him his wife has nice boobs to your boss. Make your boss laugh you will have nothing but a good time at work.

    3. McLaughlin86
    4. Starlord

      Starlord

      I believe in you starchild .

  5. Sell the lad his required supplies or you will all die.
  6. I trekked through the entire Amazon jungle, built a raft out of palm trees on the north shore of Brazil, floated through TEN hurricanes in the Caribbean, rafted upstream of the Mississippi, dumped off in the Chicago river by Englewood, trekked through the entire concrete jungle all the way to midway airport. Hijacked a plane and flew it into the pentagon. I got out and grabbed a computer so I could say this.

  7. "If you take five five hour energy's, you'll have 25 hours of energy, but since there's only 24 hours in a day you'll die." - Cake

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    2. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      Cakes third law of energy.

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      But did YOU die?

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      you forgot to carry the one you dolt!

  8. Still one of the best video game OSTS:

  9. "One time I bought a used game and I opened the instruction manual to the page where you can jot down notes and stuff, and someone just wrote "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... [etc.]" for all three pages. It didn't help at all."

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ofc it didnt help, you are supposed to eat the book.. not read it.

    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Maybe it was warning you ahead of time. Foreshadowing future events that might happen if you play that game. The future fucks to come.

    3. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      no tum-ape, you hafta snort the ink until you can see the text between the lines

  10. They call it a well done steak, because well done you just fucked up your meal.

  11. Once upon a time...

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    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Yeah thanks man. I put a lot of hours into it.

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      ..there was a hunter named Dex who got pwned by a rag rappy

    4. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      ...there was a fo named cake who got smacked by a dm :L

  12. On a shoestring budget of $13, I will get drunk and slingshot a small child into the sun. Donate today.

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      "Old employer" I hear you. Prostituting yourself can be both rewarding and a curse. Depending on the clientele XD

    3. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      :"L can i watch?

    4. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Lmfao god dammit, Ace.

  13. High impact sexual violence.

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    3. Zoomcat7
    4. Starlord

      Starlord

      I'll take God. He understand the crude humor and how this world is destined for shits and all we can do is laugh about it.

  14. #Give Rianov-5 unreduced hell

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      No it's not =/

      Beside nobody will want to have this Rianov unless you pay them to have it.

    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Give mr combo back

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      But I already have one, so it will benefit me.

  15. Nail in the coffin - Eminem (vanilla ice diss)
  16. Cyane, why are you so loud? http://i.imgur.com/euJIS1B.png

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      thats why the best place for her is prison c:

    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      because banana

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Yes jerky.

      Cyane zargot kalashnikova, you are wanted by the Russian government for treason.

  17. Life is like video games. Some people are better than others at video games.

    1. radezz

      radezz

      hahahhahhaha nice

    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      So what you're saying is, that I am the best at life? This is just beyond any expectations I ever had of myself. #clowncollege2016

    3. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      im the medium at life then

  18. I'm having Vietnam flashbacks and I wasn't even there.

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    2. Misombre

      Misombre

      I see what you did there e_e

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    4. griffeni

      griffeni

      i wasn there but i get cold war flash backs and when those happen i get ww2 flashbacks while in the cold war then i get flashbacks to the war of 1912

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