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McLaughlin86

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  1. Zoomcat should draw me a picture of God ;o

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    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      Zoom do mine first and I'll give a pd c:

    3. Zoomcat7
    4. Midori

      Midori

      Zen, I was going to do the same thing. Smart minds think alike.

  2. Just spent 6 hours working on a song and now it won't even open in the software I wrote it in. Brb, killing myself.

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      aww poor gai D:

  3. I'll be gone for a few days. Please break everything while I'm not here.

  4. I'll be gone for a few days. Please break everything while I'm not here.

  5. S>Elenor 5/175/20/0

  6. You know who liked DB's saber? Hitler.

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      When it drops, he yells , "that's mein!"

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      how much hit does it have? "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

  7. I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      I am delirious and you will note nothing I do

    2. foiexx

      foiexx

      How you come you always quote Shameeka then?

  8. I'm having a hard time understanding why I can't set my auto disconnect to 3 years.

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      i set mine to the Heat death of the universe, about some trillion years bro.. should be enough time to take a shit

    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      I wouldn't bet on it

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Auto disconnect for quickie time

  9. I'm shitposting and there's nothing you can do about it.

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    2. Ricardo Gomes

      Ricardo Gomes

      we all got reported just because

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      I'm fapping and there's nothing you can do about it.

    4. R-78

      R-78

      Reported the user Zoomcat7

      Goodbye.

  10. The chances of finding a Red Ring is multiplied by 2 during happy hour. However, I guess that 2 is getting multiplied by 0.

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      Shit barometer

    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      measures the shit pressure in the air

  11. You all laugh about godric/ability now, but wait until we find out that it actually unseals and gives +100 to all stats.

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    2. foiexx
    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      R-78 don't you mean 1,000,000?

    4. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      all that power and you can still die in a second xD

  12. Woke up from a nap, went to the bathroom and pissed on a closed toilet seat. Don't forget to turn on the lights, kids.

    1. Tera

      Tera

      lol. I'm glad you shared that. xD

  13. War, disease and famine weren't anything compared to what we must deal with now. It's time to push past the consumer standard of 1080p and upgrade to 4k. Work towards a better world today.

    1. Malxerz
    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      8k is out now ass clown. way to set your standard so low that starving children died because you suck so much ass. we can still make love tonight though

    3. McLaughlin86
  14. Who parked their car on my sandwich?

    1. Malxerz
    2. Fyrewolf5

      Fyrewolf5

      Wayne ordered a hit on your sandwich because you didn't make him one too.

  15. Stopped a terrorist from blowing up a bus. He didn't have any explosives, but his name sounded funny.

  16. Got into an accident today. Some guy with no regard for safety cut me off while I was riding my unicycle on the fast lane of the highway and texting on my phone. This guy sent me flying ten trillion feet through the air and caused me to explode like an atomic bomb when I hit the ground. Thankfully I have a basement laboratory with the top 5 scientists on the planet who were able to fix me in about 3 seconds.

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    2. Michael Verdon

      Michael Verdon

      Aren't u alrdy crippled?

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Stupid warlock gypsy, ill dino dick slam your balls into another dimension!

    4. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      I was texting my meth dealer. Nbd.

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