Jump to content

TheJoker25

Members
  • Posts

    127
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    7

Status Updates posted by TheJoker25

  1. People die when they are killed.

    1. Show previous comments  10 more
    2. radezz

      radezz

      you eventually die anyways if you drink or dont drink water.

    3. Yannv

      Yannv

      You die when your HP becomes 0 too.

    4. Misombre

      Misombre

      Sometime they don't die and then we have a problem =/

  2. I love Apple's new security based game called "F**K what's my password!? Rated E for Everyone".

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      This game get boring very fast though =/ but anyway people keep playing it no matter what. It's like an addiction, you don't have the choice but to play it.

  3. You must be 21 or older, and not a total sack of shit to view my profile.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      You will be scarred for life.

    3. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      Am total sack of shit and looked anyways

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Doges eat their own shit. You're self cleaning so it's okay.

  4. Mass Effect 2 or PSO?

    1. Show previous comments  10 more
    2. SelahIsASpot
    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      mass effect 2 all the way dude. i thought that game was a damn work of art

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I picked Ashley for the same reason any guy picks Ashley. Seks with alien was unappealing.

  5. Funny how things work out. 5 minutes ago I was dreading using my last bowl of weed. 30 seconds ago weed dealer calls and apologizes for keeping me waiting and offers to give me $10 free on top of what I'm buying. #High5Lyfe

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      dankrupt is the worst feeling

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      no kidding doge

  6. Random d/c is saf imo.

  7. My preferred mode of contact is fakeemailaddress@f**koff.gov

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      im signing you up for prons

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      fine, but make sure you sign me up for a pronhug account

    4. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      no, gay pron

  8. Doctor Manhattan's blue dong is a war crime.

    1. Hanya

      Hanya

      No girl should ever be exposed to that, no matter how great he is.

    2. radezz

      radezz

      He wore a thong during war tho.

    3. Hanya

      Hanya

      But it's still there. We know it's there. He could use it anytime, and we can praise ourselves lucky he never did.

  9. iPhone 6 'Live Photos' are just really really really short videos...how stupid does a person have to be to fall for that gimmick?

  10. Shattered some ankles that weren't my own this evening. Not a bad way to end my day.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      No, but a few did play like girls. Doge would have made a better opposing player. Air Bud style imo.

    3. Voodoo Kitty

      Voodoo Kitty

      fighting or sport?

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Sportsfighting.

  11. I'm high on life. And also on drugs.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      im high on sizzurp. so i dont blame ya

    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      omg i got this new hook up and inga just died

    3. TheJoker25
  12. When you see it you'll shit bricks: http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/CocaineAddiction/Be Salty_zpsfynorz0b.jpg

  13. I need a better armor for male FOmar than Sacred Cloth. Someone hook me up asap.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Fyrewolf5

      Fyrewolf5

      When easter comes I can help you with godric's cloak.

    3. Tera

      Tera

      Or just buy one from me, if you can't wait til easter.

    4. Malxerz
  14. Where da hood, where da hood, where da hood at? *DMX asking his GPS for directions* Legend says he's still lookin' for da hood.

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      *names gps x*

      x gon give it to ya fuck waiting for you to git on your own

    2. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      joikear look in your pocket, its totes there

  15. Coiake is lie.

    1. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      joikear is a lie

  16. I don't watch Pornhub. Pornhub watches me.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      they always watch man. HH is on ninja. what we hunting?

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Idk, what did you wanna do?

  17. Dear, ZenReborn (or literally anyone that has PDs to spare) wanna make a bet on the UFC fights tonight? I've got 10 PDs on McGregor and 10 PDs on Holm.

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      So restless lion in ult. it drops in like the third room I want to say. I can do that shit easily if you want me to hunt it. One player only

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Erp, welp...ya I won't turn down someone doing it for me xD

    4. Starlord

      Starlord

      What time is event over? I can hop in a little bit and so its real quick I used to have a lot of hell lasers but I gave them away to people

  18. I'm going to go be ded in my bed.

    1. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      have fun :^)

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      k good, now i can have my sweet time with you.

    3. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      tum pls, you should pm joker about this, make sure you have consent :^)

  19. Pornhub: Adult Film Website Releases Map of Most-Searched Terms by State: http://www.vocativ.com/news/288702/dark-net-united-states-porn/

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Yes, but that's Batman, and he sucks.

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      doggy style gone wrong....

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      No, none of that! NONE OF THAT!

  20. I got a big brown doge barking at my back door. Thoughts?

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Such doge, much image, very wow.

    3. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      very drug much stoned so sell wow

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Much drugs, such high, very very wow.

  21. Emotional pain has nothing on physical pain. Just ask griff or me. Your 'feelings' will never hurt as bad as my back: http://s710.photobucket.com/user/CocaineAddiction/media/Image0_zpsf14cbed5.jpg.html?sort=3&o=6

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      ;) Is that your back on the photo, Mr.Musem of horror no2 ?
    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      That's what happens when you challenge doge to 1v1 sportsball, turn your back into water

  22. For a team called 'ChosenFew' there sure are quite a lot of them. Oxymoron anyone?

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. ultrajerky
    3. ultrajerky
    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      That's what Mew used to say Fulgore. She called it getting 'assmewlated'. You know...cuz cat?

  23. Caught a State Trooper in an unmarked car make an illegal U-Turn, and he cut in front of me in traffic. I pulled up next to him with my window down getting his attention, and said "Illegal U-Turn huh? Who gives you a ticket when you break basic traffic laws?" He glared at me, shrugged and drove off slowly. #FuckThePolice

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      They may never get a fine or ticket, but both my middle fingers I give freely to them each time I see them.

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      He probably wanted a donut so badly

    4. leezy

      leezy

      It work,,tell him to pull over let him Wright himself his own ticket,,and keep a copy, ,you must go to court,,

      Here the real problem

      You have to miss a day of work losing more money,and the cope still get pay

×
×
  • Create New...