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Status Updates posted by TheJoker25
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People die when they are killed.
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I love Apple's new security based game called "F**K what's my password!? Rated E for Everyone".
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You must be 21 or older, and not a total sack of shit to view my profile.
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Mass Effect 2 or PSO?
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Funny how things work out. 5 minutes ago I was dreading using my last bowl of weed. 30 seconds ago weed dealer calls and apologizes for keeping me waiting and offers to give me $10 free on top of what I'm buying. #High5Lyfe
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My preferred mode of contact is fakeemailaddress@f**koff.gov
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Doctor Manhattan's blue dong is a war crime.
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iPhone 6 'Live Photos' are just really really really short videos...how stupid does a person have to be to fall for that gimmick?
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Shattered some ankles that weren't my own this evening. Not a bad way to end my day.
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I'm high on life. And also on drugs.
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When you see it you'll shit bricks: http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/CocaineAddiction/Be Salty_zpsfynorz0b.jpg
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I need a better armor for male FOmar than Sacred Cloth. Someone hook me up asap.
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Where da hood, where da hood, where da hood at? *DMX asking his GPS for directions* Legend says he's still lookin' for da hood.
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I don't watch Pornhub. Pornhub watches me.
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Dear, ZenReborn (or literally anyone that has PDs to spare) wanna make a bet on the UFC fights tonight? I've got 10 PDs on McGregor and 10 PDs on Holm.
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I'm going to go be ded in my bed.
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Pornhub: Adult Film Website Releases Map of Most-Searched Terms by State: http://www.vocativ.com/news/288702/dark-net-united-states-porn/
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You wanna know how I got these scars? http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/CocaineAddiction/Image0_zpskka4t6cw.jpg
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I got a big brown doge barking at my back door. Thoughts?
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Emotional pain has nothing on physical pain. Just ask griff or me. Your 'feelings' will never hurt as bad as my back: http://s710.photobucket.com/user/CocaineAddiction/media/Image0_zpsf14cbed5.jpg.html?sort=3&o=6
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For a team called 'ChosenFew' there sure are quite a lot of them. Oxymoron anyone?
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Caught a State Trooper in an unmarked car make an illegal U-Turn, and he cut in front of me in traffic. I pulled up next to him with my window down getting his attention, and said "Illegal U-Turn huh? Who gives you a ticket when you break basic traffic laws?" He glared at me, shrugged and drove off slowly. #FuckThePolice