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  1. ultrajerky

    Happy day of new, to every

    1. Sylph777

      Sylph777

      Happy holiday sir with devastating imagination :P

    2. Misombre

      Misombre

      Thank you for being such a nice human being. I shall praise your unholy wisdom every once in a decade if I still remember it.

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Stop misombre

       

  2. ultrajerky

    Im sorry for failing you my lord Slyph 77420... but i told your fascinating origin story to make up for the lack of videos from yours truly!

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    2. Sylph777

      Sylph777

      pls i'm no lord or anything high, but i forgive you for failing me ( of what ? i dunno ) and dw i'll give more videos if you are sweet enough.

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Send me the drugs you are on. Thats a different type of trip I must experience XD

    4. Misombre

      Misombre

      @ultrajerky Time to add more sugar in your anti aging cream =/

  3. ultrajerky

    I put a boogie dollar down

  4. ultrajerky

    Dip me in ya Monday milk

  5. ultrajerky

    Yall mind if i hit that yeet?2j4r2fo.jpg

     

    1. MadOrNah

      MadOrNah

      I demand you delete this status now

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Cant

    3. MadOrNah

      MadOrNah

      Oh, okay.

  6. ultrajerky

    Yall mind if i hit that yeet?

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      2j4r2fo.jpg

  7. ultrajerky

    Hit that yeet before 201x ends.

    1. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      The year is 20XX

      The memes are danker than ever before

      The Man is Jerkier than ever before

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      owleeeeeee!

  8. ultrajerky

    Happy birthday ShotGoo!

    1. MadOrNah

      MadOrNah

      Birthday Happy Gushout

  9. ultrajerky

    S> 35 hit ultima Reaper 20 dt's

    1. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      Oh no...  

      "If it doesn't sell for 25, I'll give you 50 for it"

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      silly auli, you musnt worry!

  10. ultrajerky

    S> 35 hit ultima reaper for 25 dt's

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      OWLEEEEEE <3

    3. lildavid07

      lildavid07

      S> UR 0/50/0/90/90 24 dts :^^^^^)

       

       

      Best of luck Jarki!

    4. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      S> Lessons on how to respect someone else's S> status and not post on it (^:

  11. ultrajerky

    S> 35 hit ultima reaper 25 dorito tickets

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      I have doritos but I don't know how to turn it into tickets, how do I do ?

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      You just have to believe

  12. ultrajerky

    S> 35 Hit Ultima Reaper 30 doritos

  13. ultrajerky

    B> nakas pm me

  14. ultrajerky

    Auli! Auuuliiiiiiiiiii!!! OWLEEEEEEE! :onion86:

    1. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      Jerky! Jeeeeeeeerkyyyyyyy! JURRRRRRKEEEEEEEEEEEE! :onion86:

  15. ultrajerky

    i am an status

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      wow hey guys, welcome to EB games

       

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      trumpsoon.jpg?w=583&h=432

    4. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      you stink

  16. ultrajerky

    You little waxy assholes, i love you all <6

  17. ultrajerky

    Ty for tidings of birthday joy cute fools! but now i must go, my planet needs me! <33333333333444444444555555566622222<<<<<<4

  18. ultrajerky

    Spote is a silly shit, stop being silly.. you shit :\/)

    1. KarmaTheFoney

      KarmaTheFoney

      A silly shit like Spote cannot simply stop being a silly shit, you silly shit

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Gosh if a shit sure as silly as you can say this shit, it must mean this silly shit sure must be silly.

  19. ultrajerky

    Happy Bday makaroni

  20. ultrajerky

    Starlerd are you a mutha fuckin starboy?

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      *Jean Claude vandame voice* 

      Do not challenge me punk.

    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By0Eurldd4c

       

  21. ultrajerky

    Happy Burpday my favorite badmens soiluh

  22. ultrajerky

    Away with your adorable wiggly ear avatar. stop making me look at it... away with you child

    1. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      :v)

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      you better listen here fella....

  23. ultrajerky

    S>Hitless reapers 15 pds :3

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    2. ipolyr

      ipolyr

      I appreciate that. How do I give you a thumbs up or w/e, as well?

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      oh you dont have to lel, but you just click the green up arrow

    4. R-78

      R-78

      omg I clicked

  24. ultrajerky

    S>Post 10 dt's

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      poof o sanic tem, i actually wouldn't mind buying this but I'm broke :(

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      lame

    3. rafelulas

      rafelulas

      still have it?, how much is in pds?

  25. ultrajerky

    S> Poof of sonic 10 Dt's S> hitless Reapers 15 pds each

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