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  1. ultrajerky

    Ape is sad man :'c

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Chimp is relieved man. He gets to stop avoiding sleep and get on with it :D

  2. ultrajerky

    All of you will donate many bucks to ape. i am ape in need of bucks, help ape.

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      You have been visited by ape of many bucks, post "thanks Mr ape" and many bucks will come to you.

    3. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      U will remain a poor ape, goodbye

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      Thanks mr not ape c:

  3. ultrajerky

    B>1 ING for 3 ape moneys c:

    1. SelahIsASpot

      SelahIsASpot

      T> 1 ING for 2 ape monkeys and a lemur.

  4. ultrajerky

    Ape

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      You called? Lol

    2. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      shit

  5. ultrajerky

    I R Babune

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Cover that big red butt of yours!

  6. ultrajerky

    Lads, big news. kramer is not a cell phone! DUH

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      But... D:

  7. ultrajerky

    This game is the trolliest fucking unholy piece of shit programming i have ever seen, i swear satan is running this game.

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      So I'm guessing ROCT went well huh XD

    3. mudkipzjm

      mudkipzjm

      rip jerkman

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      star..The roct went well, i had only 1 death and then i fucking dc at the last room. ITEM OVERFLOW NO CONNECTION FUCK YOU!

  8. ultrajerky

    S> 99 pow mats and 99 hp mats pm me

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    2. Tro

      Tro

      I will give you half a stack for half a bringers 40hit :-)

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Son of a B. Cg on the rr. I was looking for one earlier but failed so I logged off

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      oh

  9. ultrajerky

    S>99 pow mats 20 pds S> 99 hp mats 20 pds

    1. R-78

      R-78

      Don't cheat me, you have to sell 100 of each !

    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      He has 100 I have proof pics..

      REPORTED. BYE,bye- ultrajerky

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      lol i might have 1 more of each hidden in a bank if that floats your boat

  10. ultrajerky

    How many jackie chans are you? im at least 2.5 jackie chans

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      Ing/10

    2. ZenReborn

      ZenReborn

      ∞ + ∞ - -∞

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      this is nonesense... you guys cant be 10 jackies each! ill give you a rating alright, of 10 Jackass chans!

  11. ultrajerky

    S> 4 luck mats for 7 pds

  12. ultrajerky

    Happy boityhday Starlad, my right hand man

  13. ultrajerky

    S> 5 luck mats for 10 pds

  14. ultrajerky

    S> 45/0/35/0 Ultima Reaper shoot me offers!

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    2. R-78

      R-78

      Oh Starlord is mad ... I can offer 1 pd MAX

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      I offer you 1pd and maybe one of my prized no hit guilty lights but that's it. That's even overpaying

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!

  15. ultrajerky

    to ing or not to ing, that is the ing.

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      guard your buns ing. the bun bergler is about

    3. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      Inga V2 has better buns

    4. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      What if like, ing v3

  16. ultrajerky

    ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o

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    2. Midori

      Midori

      =^_^=

    3. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      don't look at me with your judging eyes

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

  17. ultrajerky

    R-78 .. tonight.. we go to war. i will lead block 1 to glory, tera of block 4 will be left alone for she is too dorbs. i just pray she doesnt attack me while my defenses are down

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    2. R-78

      R-78

      Well I guess it's a draw ...

    3. lildavid07

      lildavid07

      we block 3 is under co power i hince the thereof selah is new capitan of block 3 >;>

    4. radezz

      radezz

      I will surprise you all. I do not sow.. I mean hunt.

  18. ultrajerky

    S> 50 hit baranz 22 pds

    1. leezy

      leezy

      Sold I buy it when I can log on

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      alrighty, just pm me

  19. ultrajerky

    S> 50 hit Baranz lawnchair 30 pds

  20. ultrajerky

    For some reason im totally into hunting STA again. i guess im just a fucking clown... well theres always next year.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Yeah you clown there was nothing "funny" about that hunt XD

    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      yes

  21. ultrajerky

    S> 6/70/124/0 melee fo sato 12 pds

  22. ultrajerky

    Jail for selah, the true badmens

    1. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      yes

  23. ultrajerky

    S>11 luck mats 2 pds each

  24. ultrajerky

    things

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      chras sells many things :')

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Chris sell you a cent battle for 80pds I hear. Best seller ever

    4. R-78

      R-78

      -

  25. ultrajerky

    S>Min red ring

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