McLaughlin86

PERT THAT DERN!!! YOU DUN HAVE ENUFF SCARUBZ

Hi

Welp, time to cram my brain all day today for an exam tomorrow.

This is a shitpost.

On this late Saturday evening I'm having a romantic dinner of steak and eggs by my drunk self. Honestly, I'm content with this situation.

I love when people who work 9-5's post "On my grind" on facebook. Bitch a minimum wage job is not a grind. In fact, drug pushers make more than you. GIT GUD

Muddy roasted me: http://i.imgur.com/Dty6yqm.png

Kids on Xbox Live be like: https://youtu.be/YYpremWTkC4?t=5m25s

*Navy seals copypasta*

"The home is where one conducts coitus, and where one is not ashamed to lay down a bowl filler." - Ultrajerky

Throw your records in the garbage:

DUDE, SUH?!

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

My brother found a 3 month old pie in our house. We still ate it. Not bad.

Accurate: https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12806176_10207893733476416_5728095524275265627_n.jpg?oh=3e6d9969ecea68b450ab45688f0bf61d&oe=5795496F

Just put my milk in the cabinet and my oatmeal in the fridge. Its been a long weekend.

Malort, when you need to unfriend someone in person.

I often lay awake at night, mortified by the fact that people will one day discover how I'm so fucking awesome.

Well I just got a job. Time to get drunk after a long day of getting drunk to celebrate.

Good morning lads.

When the person in front of you is driving 10 miles under the speed limit:

Good morning/afternoon lads. Enjoy your Friday and don't be an idiot.

Say what you want about this guy, but this track is brutally honest:

Just finished Wind Waker and holy shit I forgot how good of a game it is. What a wonderful experience :")

Still the GOAT tbh: http://i.imgur.com/iAevNuy.png