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Got into an accident today. Some guy with no regard for safety cut me off while I was riding my unicycle on the fast lane of the highway and texting on my phone. This guy sent me flying ten trillion feet through the air and caused me to explode like an atomic bomb when I hit the ground. Thankfully I have a basement laboratory with the top 5 scientists on the planet who were able to fix me in about 3 seconds.