gmstone Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Dirty but.... Person: how much can a whale ejaculate? Other person: the average is usually 300 gallons of semen. Person: thanks Other person: you're whalecum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmoney1969 Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam!!! Why did Luke Skywalker buy a IPhone? He lost his Droid. Edited January 20, 2016 by dmoney1969 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Debaytes Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I guess I'll make a chemistry joke, since most of the good puns Argon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardh2005 Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I guess I'll make a chemistry joke, since most of the good puns Argon. Why is Chemistry known as the medical science? If you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (stolen from multiple sources) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyane Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) Winners are Brit-Brat and Midori!!!!!!!!!! Now you shall pun away for the rest of this topic Edited January 24, 2016 by cyane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildavid07 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 i was struggling to figure out how lightning works when it struck me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virec Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Winners are Brit-Brat and Midori!!!!!!!!!! Now you shall pun away for the rest of this topic I didnt even get a thank you for suggesting the event hmmm LOL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midori Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 I didnt even get a thank you for suggesting the event hmmm LOL Hey, thanks Virec. I will spend my winnings on newearl prostitutes and the highest quality star atomizers, and think of you during it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyane Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 I didnt even get a thank you for suggesting the event hmmm LOL it's all your fault this cringing topic exists ! Hey, thanks Virec. I will spend my winnings on newearl prostitutes and the highest quality star atomizers, and think of you during it. woa!! xD i'm orgizing my pms to distribute the prizes, don't want to put everyone in very full pms 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virec Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Lol @ midori lol Cy - you know I just messing with you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sauce Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 ay grill are you a beaver cus DAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyane Posted February 7, 2016 Author Share Posted February 7, 2016 what does the daisy chain say to the excalibur? -chain sawd you D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soly Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Do you want to be booed, cuz that's how you get booed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyane Posted February 7, 2016 Author Share Posted February 7, 2016 I'm shouren you'll become one adept of my puns eventually xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InCiDeR Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 (edited) In a distant corner in the Ragol system. Space police doing a raid on a desert planet. Overheard conversation from the depths: Sand Rappy: - I donāt like to lay on my back playing dead, but sometimes we run into trouble if we donāt. .. we just need some space. Police: - Freeze! Everyone did, except the Dorphon that got arrested. Dorphon: - I will press charges. Police: - You rarely drop such a lame d'argument. Don't resist our force. It will just grants you extra time. Dorphon: - Yo, wie have a stark standing around here, so we will zu you in court. Police: - You will see your saint a million times before that happens. Now, do as Olga over thereā¦ go with the flow. please please kill me now... Edited February 9, 2016 by InCiDeR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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