TheJoker25

Fuck off dude lol

As long as I hid behind Garanz you can't get me. Yeah I said it, what?

you guys are dorbs

You must wait your turn. Act too soon your "chicken" might be too raw. Act too fast then it will be burnt. You must wait for the right time or "opportunity"

I don't get it :3

You guys are immature. GROW UP

it was getting alittle tiring so yeah, good stuff lol

LOL!

Lets say 2 PDs per contest. So total of 4 PDs to win.

Works

Psshhh basketball be real men and watch hockey bros

i'm the one that should arrest your development, but i'm ok for now uwu

""i'm the one that should arrest your development"" 10/10 =)

Theralyst sounds way better ^^ (though it lost all meaning like that)

Yes please chimichangas for everyone. See if I care. We are just all mercs with mouths it seems.

Ps. Sucks I can't go to midnight premier since asshole friends work in the A.m

Dude I literally just finished downloading it.

Stay off drugs kids. All I can say ;D

Noted! XD

Chantel Jeffries that's my baby right there. Oh and rousey... Totally rousey. She can break this arm any day you feel me? Lol

lewd.

Soge me :3

A triple tool

You don't get it...you never get it...

Each pay his own, have a such a good time that she wants to hang out again. Next time you invite her and pay everything. Next time you be thirsty. Good luck.

Yeah was thinking of going dutch on this one, and treat it as a friends thing.

I don't see why you should buy her a drink at all, anyway. "Galanterie" is a dead thing, people want equality and killed it for the sake of it (or are just pretending to be equal because hypocrisie is so sweet).

Darn I was hoping it'd be a booby trap instead

He can't, I'm spaming him.

Try some lsd. Your legs will thank you

yes

IGN is not kill, ING is legs

No God you don't understand. The doctors suggested this shit in place of the script my pharmacy couldn't fill. Where the hell have I been? This stuff melts faces!

lay down and close your eyes, ignore the voice that tells you to do things. the visuals when you close your eyes is fun.

speak from accidental experience x_x

@malxerz she speaks from personal frequent experience. The ing is way too kill it seems

Go panthers

*sprays inga in the face with a garden hose*

Too caring to get high D:

Status update 7 will surprise you!

Doubt it.

You betting pd pshhh what are pds gonna do for you in real life bro? Bet real Canadian dollars. Get at me. Contact APOS to get on this bet too

WD40

Is that what they call jizz in wva? Man I am lost with the times today. You kids with your slang. Such creativity gone to waste XD

put keyboard in washer, then dryer, fixes it 10/10

Don't worry, chance are you might never find out your real partner is trapped in another universe.

You say that as if we're not carrying enough technology that can bend space and time into a mobius strip... <3 Fringe

Incinder gets it.

Urban dictionary word of the day; vagenda: the vaginas record of who has been in it, let it be a formal or casual entry. Aka records of the poon.

I love reading statuses <3

vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda

(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

Inga's eyes burn and I'm the experienced one? Nah my lashes like pom froms. I am protected from jizz like attacks to the face region.

I bet his eyelashes are the prettiest in the whole land. Bet he's the belle of the ball. WV confederate queen :')

We were part of the union you fool!

And Juan super juan. But people still don't know what Juan +juan mean. Amateurs...

#staywoke

You remind me of ALA when you say hue. Damn that ala, he's like herpes shows up in your life once in a while. Stays with you forver

Yes well we've all hue'd at some point.