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  1. TheJoker25

    It's a beautiful day outside. Time to go play:

  2. TheJoker25

    This guy knows how to take shit and still laugh. He'd make a great best friend:

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      Strangely, he was not afraid of the blowing. Either he knew he was going to get splash, or he never used that kind of explosive ^^

  3. TheJoker25

    Time to make the chimi fucking changas!

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Yes please chimichangas for everyone. See if I care. We are just all mercs with mouths it seems.

      Ps. Sucks I can't go to midnight premier since asshole friends work in the A.m

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Dude I literally just finished downloading it.

  4. TheJoker25

    ultrajerky likes to

    to PSO Drama.
    1. Ziedrich

      Ziedrich

      he likes to Michael Jackson?

    2. Ziedrich

      Ziedrich

      .... knew it

    3. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      totes

  5. TheJoker25

    "I can't believe that Timothy Dalton is talking to me, this often. He must have nothing to do."

  6. TheJoker25

    "I'm 50 percent more influential than MC Hammer, Apostle Judas Iscariot, the KIA Sorrento"

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      also like MC Hammer's bank account...can't touch this

  7. TheJoker25

    *Generic mean comment*

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    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/569569041421844480/1vYNZYhD.png
    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Go panthers

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      *sprays inga in the face with a garden hose*

  8. TheJoker25

    #@%$ me sideways! Condit lost...I owe someone 5 pds. #fml

  9. TheJoker25

    4 more warns is a long way off. I've asked to be banned and still no luck. Any ideas for the next 4 warns?

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      That's a good way to go imo griff.

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      No Misombre it's not something you eat. Now that I mention eating your name makes me want mexican. Is that racist?

    4. Misombre

      Misombre

      Racism doesn't exist, there is only psychic barrier. But what in my name could ever make you want mexican I wonder Oo

  10. TheJoker25

    8 hours down 136 hours left. Hoping this internship is easier than my Glide v.00 hunts.

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Lets hunt anyways man. I've seen and heard a lot of heavy shit today. I need to unwind for a bit.

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Sure logging in soon. Give me 10mins

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I'm getting high before you get on then.

  11. TheJoker25

    A CNN reporter interviewed a marine sniper once and asked him, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

    1. radezz

      radezz

      ahahhahahahhahahahhaahhahahahhahah XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD .....nice one.

  12. TheJoker25

    A good magician doesn't realize he's a magician, and that's the wonder of magic.

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    2. Voodoo Kitty

      Voodoo Kitty

      Magic is just math...

    3. Misombre

      Misombre

      I could not agree more with that. Though it lose a lot of wonder said like that =/

    4. Voodoo Kitty

      Voodoo Kitty

      True. Suspension of Disbelief and all that.

  13. TheJoker25

    A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

    1. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      one time i....

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      One time you did something with a flute at band camp?

    3. McLaughlin86

      McLaughlin86

      One time I made a joke and everyone laughed.

  14. TheJoker25

    A wise man once said: "Admin, you're my hero...heroine. Whatever, you rock!"

  15. TheJoker25

    All your fault Sturrlurd. Yousa called down the snow, and now I freeze to deff. Thx brofessor.

  16. TheJoker25

    Answer is me. Have fun.

    1. Cyane

      Cyane

      me

    2. HHawk4

      HHawk4

      me

  17. TheJoker25

    Anyone who puts a slice of pizza on bread is a Puka-Chay Puka-Chay.

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Disgrossting

    2. snowfox

      snowfox

      Did you read that on wikipedia?

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Snowfox gets it!

  18. TheJoker25

    Ape is love.

    1. Shoutgu

      Shoutgu

      whats an ape

    2. zaykho

      zaykho

      It depends, they are some Apes here that have a really bad taste in mouth.... =)

  19. TheJoker25

    Are sheep made of wool? Or is wool made of sheep? Think about it.

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    2. Misombre

      Misombre

      Neither. You have to rethink everything from the start.

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      I am wool and I find this sheep

    4. radezz

      radezz

      I am sheep, but what if i find this

  20. TheJoker25

    Ask a one legged man to put his best foot forward.

  21. TheJoker25

    B>Glide and Psycho

    1. Pataloupak

      Pataloupak

      i have a glide for sale

    2. donpepe99

      donpepe99

      have pw sell for 25 pd

  22. TheJoker25

    B>Virus Armor: Lafuteria

    1. Mr Noob

      Mr Noob

      good luck bro O_O

  23. TheJoker25

    Bought weed, can't find grinder. FML.

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    2. makaveli

      makaveli

      LOL got weed and no grinder xD OMG. just use your fingers.

    3. zaykho

      zaykho

      Haha joker, haha ! You are the best bro. =)

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Nooo, maka that ruins it. The oil gets all over my fingers...

  24. TheJoker25

    Bros (FOs) before hoes Starlord.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Fuck off dude lol

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      As long as I hid behind Garanz you can't get me. Yeah I said it, what?

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      you guys are dorbs

  25. TheJoker25

    Caught a State Trooper in an unmarked car make an illegal U-Turn, and he cut in front of me in traffic. I pulled up next to him with my window down getting his attention, and said "Illegal U-Turn huh? Who gives you a ticket when you break basic traffic laws?" He glared at me, shrugged and drove off slowly. #FuckThePolice

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      They may never get a fine or ticket, but both my middle fingers I give freely to them each time I see them.

    3. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      He probably wanted a donut so badly

    4. leezy

      leezy

      It work,,tell him to pull over let him Wright himself his own ticket,,and keep a copy, ,you must go to court,,

      Here the real problem

      You have to miss a day of work losing more money,and the cope still get pay

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