209calibear Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 HEY IM POSTING BAG SESSION..U KNOW SOMETHING TO WEN THE SERVER GO OFFLINE...BRING IN THE MOST FUNNIEST YO MOMMA JOKES..AND GUYS DONT GET AFFENDED..THEIR ONLY JOKES.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Your mom's teeth are so yellow that whenever she smiles, cars slow down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.A.V.S.O Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Yo momma's so old she sat next to Jesus on the 3rd grade. (classic, but used to start off) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Your mom's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzak420 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 yo momma is so dumb she makes dj look smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Yo momma so ugly she makes dizz look like brad pitt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiryu13 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Your momma's so hairy she makes Chewbaca scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyD Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Yo momma is so fat than when her pager rings people think shes backing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.A.V.S.O Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 yo mumma so dumb that she eats her cornflakes with a fork to save on milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiryu13 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Your momma is so fat when she wakes up and her feet touch the ground the devil goes "oh shit she is awake!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
209calibear Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 yo momma is so dumb ..she walk outside with yellow shirt...everybody yelled out ..taxi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
209calibear Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 yo momma is so fat she shoot pool with the planets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 yo momma so dumb, she sat in front of her pc for hours tryin to make up a joke, n dis is all she came up wit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 yo mumma so fat that she died of being morbidly obese which caused many health problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.