Apollo Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Not your opinion DJ! Davell's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 Not your opinion DJ! Davell's! dont disrepect dj or he will CASTRAPE u lmao but idk like satos they scared of water one time i had a sato equipped then i go to seabed warp wen i get there my sato fuckin gone! pussy cat was scared of water n da striker unit IS a fridge itz wat leo grahart uses wen he tailgates for da superbowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 i almost wet myself reading dis, its sum funny sh!t. and now i understand a few things from other games too. cos gilgamesh was in devil may cry and gae bolg was in the last remnant and now i know where those names come from, so thx! also thank you for showing me that sum of da characters in pso are (or should be) convicted sex criminals. i will now proceed to arrest all suspects mentioned and all baby mags involved will recieve free STD health check-ups, all parent mags will also be informed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 i almost wet myself reading dis, its sum funny sh!t. and now i understand a few things from other games too. cos gilgamesh was in devil may cry and gae bolg was in the last remnant and now i know where those names come from, so thx! also thank you for showing me that sum of da characters in pso are (or should be) convicted sex criminals. i will now proceed to arrest all suspects mentioned and all baby mags involved will recieve free STD health check-ups, all parent mags will also be informed. you welcome 4 da info dude and yah but EVERYONE involve wit montague is suspect. elenor has too much "emotional capacity"(is what montague said) that she will prolly confess b4 u interrogate her. but montague is smarter AND has johnny cochran as a personal attorney. good luck with him P.S. i heard Calus is not an advanced cpu A.I. but rather a fat pedophile with alot of computers who uses chat rooms and facebook to stalk children n dumb ppl like Elly. can ya check him out 4 me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 it seems calus cannot be arrested cos hes dead. apparantly he was eating donuts whilst talking to a 11 yr old girl online and his chair broke, he fell over and went straight thru da floor (cos he's fat) and landed in a pit of spikes for no reason whatsoever. dr. montague seems to be in hiding but we are currently looking for him in the "from the depths" quest if we dont find him then we will proceed to ep 2 quests. we have a lot of investigations going on atm as a cast just died from lung cancer (too much smokin) but the doctors have just realised that casts dont have lungs so an autopsy is going to happen soon to find the true cause of death. thank you for ur cooporation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 1, 2010 Author Share Posted October 1, 2010 did da cast happen to be lionel? he has had a tedency to get high and "lose himself". as for montague, bekuz of his status he has acces to all restricted areas on ragol n p2 were gonna need support from tyrell's fat ass n dat slut natasha. (she used to be my secretary) *ahem* montague is not a simple target. as for calus i always found him suspicious. the first Dr. Calus neva had a son. he lied bout his identity all along. well carry on detective Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 This should be rewrote into a PSO sitcom xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 1, 2010 Author Share Posted October 1, 2010 This should be rewrote into a PSO sitcom xD lawl maybe me n dragon can do dat CSI: RAGOL RAPISTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 lawl maybe me n dragon can do dat CSI: RAGOL RAPISTS You should lol I'd definatly read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 OMFG we just caught a cast named kireek abusing a small boy named ash! we believe kireek was working for montague. in his statement ash said "he offered to train me up to be a better hunter then after a few missions he just slapped me! i was scared shitless!" it appears kireek is also a drug-lord who goes under the name "black hound" and he was the one who sold the drugs to lionel. when we informed lionel that he was buying drugs from a wanted criminal he said "but kireek was a nice guy!" he then proceeded to "fall apart" (emotionally of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larva Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 OMFG we just caught a cast named kireek abusing a small boy named ash! we believe kireek was working for montague. in his statement ash said "he offered to train me up to be a better hunter then after a few missions he just slapped me! i was scared shitless!" it appears kireek is also a drug-lord who goes under the name "black hound" and he was the one who sold the drugs to lionel. when we informed lionel that he was buying drugs from a wanted criminal he said "but kireek was a nice guy!" he then proceeded to "fall apart" (emotionally of course). LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.A.V.S.O Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 and black hound has struck again... who will be NEXT?! O.o! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 2, 2010 Author Share Posted October 2, 2010 (edited) good work dragon i always knew dat lionel was alil too sensitive to be working solo. well we can't completely blame kireek for ash, ash is underage and his cousin Zidd should not have let him go on missions without proper supervision. and kireek is not proper supervision. wen ure finished processing kireek look into Zidd, he deserves a visit from da child protection agency. ill go investigate bernie myself. it seems he has been constantly requesting for ash to be his partner for quests. i heard there is a job up for the crater area and bernie has orders to secure the area. as u may have gessed he "got" ash to come along. ill join undercover as their superior and supervise bernie throughout dat mission. The operation will be called "Warrior's Pride". keep dat info classified dragon. also i need more research done on bernie. there were reports that wen the gran squall ship was found, bernie was standing directly over a young fonewearl. he said he was "saving" her. we have reason to believe otherwise. im out Edited October 2, 2010 by davell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 thanks davell for bringing that to my attention, i was on the gran squall mission personally when i teamed up with bernie for a while and now you mention it, it was kinda strange how he knew there was a girl there and he knew all the passcodes for the locked doors... after some research i found a girl named Sue who was with bernie in the mines looking for dr. osto's research, he was 1 of da best scientists on pioneer 1. anyway when we tracked down this research it appears that dr osto created a monster that resembles a large worm, we believe he was testing a new alternative to viagra and the results were a bit too successful. the fact tht bernie was eager to volunteer for the quest and the fact that his computer has over 500 terrabytes of pornographic material mean he is a pervert but if you could catch him in the act on operation "warrior's pride" then that will be conclusive evidence that he is a danger to the community and he will be imprisoned. also we have caught the man responsible for illegally importing mags from india, it was a merchant/pimp named gallon who had ben selling the mags on the street to people like elenor. zidd will be investigated by NSPCC and social services. btw i have sent my 3 best men (sonic, knuckles and tails) to search for montague. thats it for now until we see sum new results, thx again davell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.A.V.S.O Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 LOLOLOLOLOL This is oh so EPIC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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