JoeDee

Saturn is the one with a ring around it right?

Forks should have little knife blades on both sides. They could be called kforks (kuh-forks).

Justin Bieber:  God sent me to make music. Daft Punk: We didn't send anyone.

When approaching a coworker in the hall, I like to say 'hi' from 20 feet away and maintain awkward, silent eye contact until I pass them.

I hate people that drive to their mailbox.

I admire Taco Bells new honest advertising. "Our cheese now made with 20% less plastic!"

What if Pinocchio said "my nose will grow?"

3 hours of sleep is enough, right?

Just faced the terrors of ultimate forest with Derrin Kuhn. Whupped that sil dragon's butt!

Doctor Who

Im in love with /b/

Woman: Eww a spider!Man: *kills spider*Man: *washes hand*Man: Sits back down.Woman: Dont touch me.WTF I JUST KILLED THIS FUCKING ATROCITY FOR YOU AND THIS IS MY REWARD?? Next day: *rents arachnophobia*

“I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

Happy bicycle day everyone

i sell propane and propane accessories

Phone dead. Flash drive broke. Xbox saves gone. Thanks life. Bed.

Lucky i hate you.

Okay, back to work. HNNGG

Yard sales are fun because you can talk someone down to 50 cents for stuff they once treasured. It's like twice the sad for half the price.

New ubuntu in 10 days.

Tornado lol

Via Aperture Science: We'd like to support the Egyptian citizens, so we gave them portal devices. It should be interesting.

Skynet went online 2 days ago. The nukes get dropped today. Everybody ready?

Call of Duty: Reach

First decent night of sleep in the past 3 weeks