TheJoker25

Wind me up. Put me down. Start me off and watch me go. I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know. A little off center and I'm out of tune. Just kickin' this can along the avenue, but I'm alright.

I'm not just into the dark arts, I'm also into the dark crafts. Why just yesterday I did a picture with the devils name in macaroni.

I used to be a dog, but I got better. Not a better dog mind you. I just got better.

I used to be a dog, but I got better. Not a better dog mind you. I just got better.

I get hot snakes and bubble gut after I eat spicy food and drink.

My dump scream tore a hole in the time space continuum. What did you losers accomplish today?

My online alter ego is 18 ft tall, and has giant wings like an angels, but also like a demons. His name is Karlor.

The Last Samurai is the best Tum Crooz movie ever.

I've really gotta get into a higher class of bollocks.

If Krombopulous Michael wants somebody dead there's really nothing anyone can do to stop him.

Gambling on farts is dangerous. There's always a chance it'll be more than air.

I'm not your buddy, friend. He's not your friend, guy. I'm not your guy, buddy. He's not your buddy, friend. I'm not your friend, guy.

Die in Canada or become a walrus? Damn that's a hard choice.

This one's face name is Delanynder, though many in this place simply refer to it as Delan.

4 more warns is a long way off. I've asked to be banned and still no luck. Any ideas for the next 4 warns?

Sitting here waiting to pay my lost bet and suddenly this server makes sense. If I donate money I can potentially get away with whining and crying every event and still be considered a 'member in good standing'. Looks like greed does solve every issue.

#@%$ me sideways! Condit lost...I owe someone 5 pds. #fml

You guise I think Stark 1 likes me. He mentioned me in his status.

Give me a reason to log on.

Nothing matters. We're essentially all highly evolved monkeys clinging to a rock that's falling through space and the rock itself is dying. Happy New Years!

Hitler and Polpot. Two of the worlds worst people to ever exist, right? Lets try to see the good in the bad. They both managed to conduct a lot of medical research without hurting any animals. I put it to you that if you aren't even slightly offended by this then you haven't quite understood what I've said.

I done told you jackass. Go on and hee-haw some place else now, ya hear?

I love seeing people complain about the drop rates. I love seeing people complain about not finding PGF. Please know your tears quench my thirst. B>Tears

Oh man....the dvd extras to 'Charlie, the Lonesome Cougar' was way more bloody and graphic than I thought it'd be for a Disney movie.

I'm a loser. Feel bad for me. B>Attention. Tra la la la la la.