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  1. TheJoker25

    Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does some of the things a spider can. Climbing walls? That's in doubt. Other things? Jury's out. Oh well...so much for Spider-Man. #ThanksScience

  2. TheJoker25

    All your fault Sturrlurd. Yousa called down the snow, and now I freeze to deff. Thx brofessor.

  3. TheJoker25

    Local news says 8 AM is when this 'storm of the century' starts. They say there is a very likely chance of a 'white out'. How will the black folks in my city survive a 'white out'?

    1. ZenReborn

      ZenReborn

      About to be snowed in here too. Yay

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Haha, we'll freeze to death on the same day. RIP us.

    3. zaykho

      zaykho

      By drinking a lot, like that, they will have a 'black out'.

  4. TheJoker25

    The LockHeed SR-71 BlackBird an advanced, long-ranged, strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet! DO YOU EVEN READ MY TRADE THREADS?!?!

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I prefer the antique model.

    3. InCiDeR

      InCiDeR

      I like the TR-3B or TR-3D... if you ever were to discover one..

    4. Dashie IOW

      Dashie IOW

      *holds up a radio playing rick roll*

  5. TheJoker25

    You can't spoon with a shovel.

  6. TheJoker25

    Did ING freeze to ded in the -3 weather yet?

  7. TheJoker25

    Dear Sturrlurd. Take it back. Take it all back. I'm over teh snow already. K, thx. Bai.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      I haven't gotten any snow yet you ding dong. But tonight we should get some and Friday we should get plenty more. I'm very excite *borat voice

    2. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      meanwhile i am sitting in -3 degree weather where i live

  8. TheJoker25

    I have a hot dog eating stomach....for beer.

  9. TheJoker25

    My inexplicable new time lord powers might accidentally rip a hole in the fabric of our reality, and cause us all to be ded'd or ING'd.

  10. TheJoker25

    How many bears can Bear Grylls grill? If Bear Grylls could grill bears?

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    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      None cuz he's drinking piss

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do... Even if that means drinking piss.

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      The fuck is wrong with you guys? I'm talking about eating a god damn bear!

  11. TheJoker25

    Why is the last person to view my profile the person that claims to dislike me most? I guess they're stalking my posts looking for any reason to report me....how droll.

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    2. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      ill open your bad.... bag*

    3. ryukin

      ryukin

      "i'm so le random"

    4. zaykho

      zaykho

      This is the funny side of being popular, you attract the good, the bad and the ugly....

  12. TheJoker25

    Pee at last! Pee at last! Thank God I've pee'd at last....ahh.

  13. TheJoker25

    Worst animal to be killed by? I say wolves.

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    2. leezy

      leezy

      Human, we have sense and feeling, ,animal kill for food and survival

    3. InCiDeR

      InCiDeR

      Talking about bear attack, the movie "The Revenant" is worth a couple of popcorns *spoiler*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e38Nyts_lSQ

      Otherwise I think "Tapeworms" are more effective than Low-carbohydrate diet and I believe "Saifu ants" [Dorylus] would be creepy (pun intended) to have as company while sleeping...

    4. Starlord

      Starlord

      Being killed by a sloth. Because they are unpredictable, you will be paranoid the whole time waiting for it. Eventually you might even try to end yourself from paranoia of not knowing when the calculated attack might come from. Sloths they are evil.

  14. TheJoker25

    Squatty Potty you leave me full, but empty at the same time.

    1. griffeni

      griffeni

      bowel

    2. zaykho

      zaykho

      The fuck O.O

  15. TheJoker25

    No one celebrates the sheep that was never lost. But if the family dog comes home after being gone for 3 weeks, you're gonna be happy.

  16. TheJoker25

    Two seals walk into a club...

    1. Evie

      Evie

      brutal ;_;

    2. leezy

      leezy

      I shot it,and rost it on a open fire,

  17. TheJoker25

    Dear Chief Replacement, I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you are curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with. That's right. I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.

  18. TheJoker25

    I say it's two batmen? Sound weird saying that in the plural form. http://i.redsnapperverytasty.com/graphics/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wolverine-2-batman.jpg

    1. Ardh2005

      Ardh2005

      Batman glaring at a mirror?

  19. TheJoker25

    Crocop'd

    1. ZenReborn

      ZenReborn

      He got Fedor'd

  20. TheJoker25

    Ask a one legged man to put his best foot forward.

  21. TheJoker25

    Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!

  22. TheJoker25

    Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey

  23. TheJoker25

    Smile because you're on camera: https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=HWGke575gbM

  24. TheJoker25

    Dear BBC, Please bring back NMTB & Frankie Boyle.

  25. TheJoker25

    Keep your sweatpants on shitbeak. It'll all be over soon.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      I hope it snows dude. Want to feel like iceman when I start running. Frosty the snowman petrified XD

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Since I was converted to part robot last year I don't do so well in the cold.

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