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TheJoker25

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  1. B>Virus Armor: Lafuteria

    1. Mr Noob

      Mr Noob

      good luck bro O_O

  2. 8 hours down 136 hours left. Hoping this internship is easier than my Glide v.00 hunts.

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Lets hunt anyways man. I've seen and heard a lot of heavy shit today. I need to unwind for a bit.

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Sure logging in soon. Give me 10mins

    4. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I'm getting high before you get on then.

  3. Thanks Larva, all these meseta drops from the bosses really helping me find Glide v.00.

    1. Mr Noob

      Mr Noob

      and monomates!

  4. Is there a Material Plan for Melee FOmar that will get me close to maxing all stats (or maxing completely) without having a custom made mag?
  5. If you listen carefully at 0:00, you can hear the sound of the song starting.

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      I never thought about that. Mind blowing o.o

    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      I have the super-human ability to stop time, wanna see? *press pause

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      You've never once made me laugh Zoomcat7. You're not clever or funny. #SorryNotSorry

  6. The 30's Wilson didn't buy. I'll get 'em later.
  7. Nah, this server can be pretty rough starting out. I have a few items you can have free of charge. I sent you a pm as well to make sure I get a hold of you somehow. Also, welcome to Ultima!
  8. Thanks in advance to whomever can provide this.
  9. This guy knows how to take shit and still laugh. He'd make a great best friend:

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      Strangely, he was not afraid of the blowing. Either he knew he was going to get splash, or he never used that kind of explosive ^^

  10. Bros (FOs) before hoes Starlord.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Fuck off dude lol

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      As long as I hid behind Garanz you can't get me. Yeah I said it, what?

    3. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      you guys are dorbs

  11. The merry-go-round is like a rotisserie for pedophiles.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      You must wait your turn. Act too soon your "chicken" might be too raw. Act too fast then it will be burnt. You must wait for the right time or "opportunity"

  12. I'm the reason he left. You're welcome xD

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    2. radezz

      radezz

      I don't get it :3

    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      You guys are immature. GROW UP

    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      it was getting alittle tiring so yeah, good stuff lol

  13. I've got FO's (I've got FO's) In different area codes (Area) Area codes

  14. I won't make you pay for anything, but if you let me know what class you're playing I'll happily hook you up with a few items.
  15. Would anyone like to make a few gentlemen's bets with PDs for the NBA Dunk Contest & 3 Point Shooting Contest tonight?

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Lets say 2 PDs per contest. So total of 4 PDs to win.

    3. Saber +7
    4. Starlord

      Starlord

      Psshhh basketball be real men and watch hockey bros :P

  16. I am a PROfessional analyst and therapist. Pretty sure that makes me an analrapist.

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    2. Cyane

      Cyane

      i'm the one that should arrest your development, but i'm ok for now uwu

    3. zaykho

      zaykho

      ""i'm the one that should arrest your development"" 10/10 =)

    4. Misombre

      Misombre

      Theralyst sounds way better ^^ (though it lost all meaning like that)

  17. Time to make the chimi fucking changas!

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Yes please chimichangas for everyone. See if I care. We are just all mercs with mouths it seems.

      Ps. Sucks I can't go to midnight premier since asshole friends work in the A.m

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Dude I literally just finished downloading it.

  18. What sound does the Yas 9k make? Gratata, Gratata, Gratata.

    1. Starlord

      Starlord

      Stay off drugs kids. All I can say ;D

    2. TheJoker25
    3. Starlord

      Starlord

      Chantel Jeffries that's my baby right there. Oh and rousey... Totally rousey. She can break this arm any day you feel me? Lol

  19. You're not a 'triple threat'. You're a 'multi-tool'.

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      A triple tool

    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      You don't get it...you never get it...

  20. If the girl asks the guy out for drinks does that mean the guy needs to pay? Or is that only if I care about getting some later this evening? XD

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    2. radezz

      radezz

      Each pay his own, have a such a good time that she wants to hang out again. Next time you invite her and pay everything. Next time you be thirsty. Good luck.

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      Yeah was thinking of going dutch on this one, and treat it as a friends thing.

    4. Misombre

      Misombre

      I don't see why you should buy her a drink at all, anyway. "Galanterie" is a dead thing, people want equality and killed it for the sake of it (or are just pretending to be equal because hypocrisie is so sweet).

  21. DO NOT EMPTY YOUR PM BOX. THIS IS A TRAP.

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      Darn I was hoping it'd be a booby trap instead

    2. R-78

      R-78

      He can't, I'm spaming him.

  22. What if the voice in my head is ING? I still don't think I should listen to it.

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    2. Starlord

      Starlord

      Try some lsd. Your legs will thank you

    3. Malxerz
    4. ultrajerky

      ultrajerky

      IGN is not kill, ING is legs

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