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Well remember when Brock decided to leave ash, and go "work" for proffessor Ivy?

later in some episodes he returns and when ash asks him why did he leave Ivy he goes

all "emo" and says he doesn't wanna talk about it.

kinda makes you wander what Ivy and her aides did to him XD

still I don't know which is more disturbing....

a) that a disguised latias with a bad hairdo is in love with ash

B) whatever the $@&% happened with brock while working for Ivy.

or a 3rd one....

c) if Del Lateon existed in the pokemon series XD

There are only 3 movies from Pokemon I will stand to watch despite the atrocious human characters that I hate with every fiber of my being.

The first movie: Because Mewtwo kicks butt, and he kills Ash.

The second Mewtwo movie: Because Mewtwo STILL kicks butt.

And the 5th movie: Because Latias and Latios are just that awesome.

Also, if Del Lateon was in the Pokemon world, things would change.

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yeah the other ones were *ugh* so nauseatingly cute....

halfway through one the cuteness was so much for me to bear I had to stop looking at it

(I'm looking at you Pokemon movie 9!!!)

and play resident evil to regain my common gory sense

while we get all the americanized pokemon in japan viewers can get to see a much more

mature anime, featuring uncensored character deaths, and blood.

(the pikachu vs pinceer scene, things got interesting when pinceer spammed guilliotine)

on a sidenote with the movies:

seriously... ash appears on almost ANY prophecy on ANY movie

did his mom like, did it with every important men in the world or something?

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Well remember when Brock decided to leave ash, and go "work" for proffessor Ivy?

later in some episodes he returns and when ash asks him why did he leave Ivy he goes

all "emo" and says he doesn't wanna talk about it.

kinda makes you wander what Ivy and her aides did to him XD

still I don't know which is more disturbing....

a) that a disguised latias with a bad hairdo is in love with ash

B) whatever the $@&% happened with brock while working for Ivy.

or a 3rd one....

c) if Del Lateon existed in the pokemon series XD

Holy crap I do remember that (even though crap isn't holy)! I always wondered what happened!

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yeah the other ones were *ugh* so nauseatingly cute....

halfway through one the cuteness was so much for me to bear I had to stop looking at it

(I'm looking at you Pokemon movie 9!!!)

and play resident evil to regain my common gory sense

while we get all the americanized pokemon in japan viewers can get to see a much more

mature anime, featuring uncensored character deaths, and blood.

(the pikachu vs pinceer scene, things got interesting when pinceer spammed guilliotine)

on a sidenote with the movies:

seriously... ash appears on almost ANY prophecy on ANY movie

did his mom like, did it with every important men in the world or something?

Here's something I don't get.

You would think that by now, Ash would have been executed or shunned by modern society by now, because EVERY TIME he shows up somewhere, some cataclysmic occurrence mysteriously happens.

Either he is...

A: Terrorist.

Or B: REALLY bad juju.

You'd think it would be like, people going about their normal lives. "OH GOD! ASH IS HERE! GET RID OF HIM BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS!"

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nah... almost always the only piece of evidence of ash being on the scene is always destroyed

along with around half of the town.

might be a conspiracy from prof. Oak though

I ALWAYS KNEW THAT OLD MAN WAS UP TO NO GOOD.

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Prof Oak: officer jenny, Ash Ketchum is heading your way. here is some fake footage of

ash bombarding the cityĀ“s pokemon center.

Jenny: Got it. IĀ“ll go set up the explosives, and disguise the cotroller as a harmless

doorbell.

Prof Oak: Good this time we might actually get the bastard!

Nurse Joy: IĀ“ll feign death. and place a fake knife on my breasts that says: I killed her, signed ash.

Prof Oak: good! uh oh, IĀ“m getting a call from you know who, GTG ladies.

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I think they should just let him die fer once.... hes been burned, struck by lightning, TURNED TO STONE! and other things, yet he keeps making recoveries.... what teh frak!?

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I think they should just let him die fer once.... hes been burned, struck by lightning, TURNED TO STONE! and other things, yet he keeps making recoveries.... what teh frak!?

Dear Arceus:

Please rid us of this eternally 10-year-old monstrosity named Ash.

-Love

EVERYONE.

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Team rocket would oppose ashĀ“s death.

according to movie 2: If they let something fatal happen to him they animators would leave them

out of a job XD

Also I believe he becomes immortal in movie 9..... well more like super saiyan.

but the idiot instead of doing something badass. like fire beams he just chases the villian over the sea.

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Team rocket would oppose ashĀ“s death.

according to movie 2: If they let something fatal happen to him they animators would leave them

out of a job XD

Also I believe he becomes immortal in movie 9..... well more like super saiyan.

but the idiot instead of doing something badass. like fire beams he just chases the villian over the sea.

Ash?

Bad-A?

In the same sentence?

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