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Vypor

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READ THIS. YOUR LIFE SHALL IMPROVE.

So yeah, I made that in my spare time out f inspiration during my new job.

Not a whole lot to say about it, though I do like the wordplay on the main character's last name.

Edit: Ok ok I give. It's actually a Biography of my new job, aight? Happy now?

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LOl no fucking way im gonna read all of it LOL

rofl

Yeah, come to think of it, these forums prolly aren't the best place to post literature huh? xD

Instead, how about a Valentines picture representing yours truly...

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inb4DJIJpostshispicaboutwhyVypordon'thaveagirlfriend

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isawitplz.gif?1 OMG how did i miss that?? damn it.

but just for giggles....

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Happy happy joy joy

You sir, have failed beyond all stretches of the imagination.

And that's just fine, cause if you didn't, you just wouldn't be DJIJ. : D

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lol@ Ravso and his contradiction.... xD I like the pictures too, save me time and effort xD

Yes, precious time with which to fritter away on shoutbox spammery.

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Vypor, even though we never really talk you somehow know me so well xD I'll eventually try reading that full document i bet.... but if i lose interest after 2 sentences its not my fault >.>

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Vypor, even though we never really talk you somehow know me so well xD I'll eventually try reading that full document i bet.... but if i lose interest after 2 sentences its not my fault >.>

Sir, the action starts after a bit longer than simply 2 sentences.

EDIT: Also, yes you are predictable.

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You're argument is invalid -.- there is no action!

"There are several bunnies hopping around cutely, cute little dot eyes, cute little pink dot noses, cute little blood-stained mouths.

Jumping down, he grabs one by the ears, swinging it like a nunchuck as he smashes it into the head of one next to it. He lets them go and swings out his combat knife, gashing the head off of another as he carries his swing, throwing the knife into the forehead of the last bunny."

No, no action at all.

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I'd like to take one of those bunnies, train it by feeding it human flesh then let it loose on a

nobel conference have it murder prize nominees then swoop in myself, kill the rabit THEN take credit

and get the nobel prize of peace XD

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