209calibear Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 a race horse walk into the bar..the bartender say why is the long face...get it horse has a long face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyD Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 yo mamma is so fat that she needs to go to the doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 yo mamma is so fat that she needs to go to the doctor oooohhh i 4got about your mum jokes ya mum's so ugly that she went to a ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyD Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 oooohhh i 4got about your mum jokes ya mum's so ugly that she went to a ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals" that is actually not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veriemas Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Yo mommas so fat she thought the school bus was a twinkie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
209calibear Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 yo momma is so fat after sex she smoke a turkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 yo momma so fat, when she walks past the house we lose 4 days of sunlight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
209calibear Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 yo momma is so old she on Jesus Christ year book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 yo momma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket over night and starved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
209calibear Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 yo mom is so dumb got hit by a park car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I must impose that this topic has not swayed from the original topic purpose as all "yo momma" jokes should be declared bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vypor Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 Yo momma so dumb she had to resort to "yo momma" jokes for humor. :I Yeah, I totally went there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 yo mumma so stupid she sold her car so she could afford petrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
209calibear Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 yo mom is so dumb..she use the operation game..to take out her liver.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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