Vypor Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) "So many people have contests, trying to make the funniest joke ever. Well, why doesn't someone do the opposite?" I thought to myself one day. So hark! I therefore decided to create this retardedly absurd game, where you create a joke, that falls flat. The worse, the better. (AlsoThisIsMy700thPostAndIWantedToMakeItSomethingResemblingASpecialPostButYou'reNotSupposedToKnowThat.) You know, just think of those times that people told jokes and NOBODY laughed. Yes. I want you to recreate that. Yes I am serious. STOP QUESTIONING ME. Now, without further ado... Let us begin. Edited October 8, 2010 by Vypor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Two guy's walk into a bar.... *suspence here* People are dumb these days. Maybe you will laugh, maybe you will not. All I know is that this joke is bad and my (Blonde) mrs never understood it xD. Edited October 8, 2010 by djij2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzak420 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a KFC on the other side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vypor Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Guy 1: I got a dog. Guy 2: Oh cool, what did you name him? Guy 1: Hot dog. :B BTW DJ: I got that joke. Careful now, you were borderlining on almost funny there. :I lol Edited October 8, 2010 by Vypor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) I brought new cat today *more suspence* I called it pussy =/ Edit: Just to make it worse "Tom Jones - What's new pussycat?" was playing in the background.... Edited October 8, 2010 by djij2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vypor Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 I brought new cat today *more suspence* I called it pussy =/ Edit: Just to make it worse "Tom Jones - What's new pussycat?" was playing in the background.... That was terrible. >:I Good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 (edited) 2 men walk into a bar, they get completely hammered, they go home and fall asleep on the sofa, resulting with both of them drowning in their own sick whilst asleep. its just a disgusting true story that a police officer told my class in school a few years ago. but heres some more!!!! i had a beaver curry last night, it was like a normal curry........just a little otter! paddy gets a letter in the post this morning, it landed on the floor. the letter says DO NOT BEND.....he's still wondering how he's going 2 pick it up! i just started selling DIY bomb kits disguised as prayer mats.....prophets r going thru the roof! Edited October 9, 2010 by dragonsl4y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Why did the bank get bored? Because it lost interest. =I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choko Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Why did the bank get bored? Because it lost interest. =I i actually laughed on that one, i thought it was pretty good, maybe im just sad............. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 a man has 23 kids when questioned he answered "well i got 23 chromosomes an i wanted to use them all" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaiphin Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 A Man walks into a bar. ... Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 A Man walks into a bar. ... Ouch. that is a good old english joke, love it! Man: doctor, doctor i keep thinking everyone is ignoring me! doctor:............................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Two guy's walk into a bar.... *suspence here* People are dumb these days. A Man walks into a bar. ... Ouch. That was the same joke XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiryu13 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Politics, enough said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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