dragonsl4y Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 granted but then you were killed by chuck norris. i wish i was a super-saiyan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Granted but chuck noris sapped all your powers. I wish chick noris was a penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candice Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 granted but now you have become a fish and prey to chuck noris. I wish inanimate objects would come to life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vypor Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 granted but now you have become a fish and prey to chuck noris. I wish inanimate objects would come to life Granted, but then your household appliances turn against you and form a revolution. I wish I wasn't so dadgum lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.A.V.S.O Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Granted! but now you´re a workaholic in the middle of a suicide fall out of the empire state building due to work pressure XD I wish for world peace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candice Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Granted but everything was destroyed to achieve that, since there's no such thing as peace and everything is always killing each other. I wish this world became a comic book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimpa Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Granted but Superman confuses you for a villian and punches you out. I wish... i could hear dogs thoughts...[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godric Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Granted but all you hear is Meow over and over. I wish I could sleep while standing up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimpa Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 (edited) Granted, but every second you sleep walk and stab your waif, your mum and your dad. I wish dogs would stop saying "GIVE ME THE HOT DOG JUST GIMME THE HOT DOG JUST GIB ME THE GOD DAMN HOT DOG!" Edited June 12, 2011 by Zimpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeph Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Granted, but every second you sleep walk and stab your waif, your mum and your dad. I wish dogs would stop saying "GIVE ME THE HOT DOG JUST GIMME THE HOT DOG JUST GIB ME THE GOD DAMN HOT DOG!" Granted, but now the dogs keep singing Rebecca Black's "Friday" nonstop. I wish I could time travel to previous periods of importance in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimpa Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Granted, but now the dogs keep singing Rebecca Black's "Friday" nonstop. I wish I could time travel to previous periods of importance in time. Granted, but Everywhere you visit, theres a mine under you that explodes. I wish i could fly uncontrolably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Granted, but Everywhere you visit, theres a mine under you that explodes. I wish i could fly uncontrolably Granted but you was sucked into a airplanes turbine. I wish my life was stress free (lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimpa Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Granted, although instead of stress, you got shot. I wish i could hear my puppies thoughts (She doesnt chase cats) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candice Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 granted but to achieve that you became a brain cell of the puppy on the day it's going to be put down... I wish guys could stop and think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tensa Zangetsu Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 granted but to achieve that you became a brain cell of the puppy on the day it's going to be put down... I wish guys could stop and think Granted, but now all we think about is killing you. I wish I could stop making wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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