JoeDee

YOOOOOOOOOO

No thanks, royal weddings bore the shit out of me. But if they bring back beheadings, I'd tune in for that.

That was the best superjail to date.

Finna see if superjail is up yet.

Doctor Who

Another derpnado. I'm starting to like this season.

3 hours of sleep is enough, right?

Call of Duty: Reach

Skynet went online 2 days ago. The nukes get dropped today. Everybody ready?

Tornado lol

Happy bicycle day everyone

New ubuntu in 10 days.

“I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

Okay, back to work. HNNGG

Lucky i hate you.

i sell propane and propane accessories

First decent night of sleep in the past 3 weeks

I admire Taco Bells new honest advertising. "Our cheese now made with 20% less plastic!"

When approaching a coworker in the hall, I like to say 'hi' from 20 feet away and maintain awkward, silent eye contact until I pass them.

Forks should have little knife blades on both sides. They could be called kforks (kuh-forks).

Yard sales are fun because you can talk someone down to 50 cents for stuff they once treasured. It's like twice the sad for half the price.

Phone dead. Flash drive broke. Xbox saves gone. Thanks life. Bed.

Saturn is the one with a ring around it right?

One good thing about that last power outage: Modem was reset. WIN!

I missed the blanks. My life has no meaning.