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2 men walk into a bar, they get completely hammered, they go home and fall asleep on the sofa, resulting with both of them drowning in their own sick whilst asleep. its just a disgusting true story that a police officer told my class in school a few years ago. but heres some more!!!! i had a beaver curry last night, it was like a normal curry........just a little otter! paddy gets a letter in the post this morning, it landed on the floor. the letter says DO NOT BEND.....he's still wondering how he's going 2 pick it up! i just started selling DIY bomb kits disguised as prayer mats.....prophets r going thru the roof!

basically a server for ponces/peasents XD

yes an old cast called shino was alone and vulnerable after her master died and montague took advantage of this. we believe he may be a transvestite and he is changing his look from man 2 woman all the time to confuse us. we managed to sneak onto earth and retrieve "mother brain", problem is it turned out to just be an old pentium 3 700mhz cpu. one of the security guards we obducted claimed he had already been abducted once b4 and he asked us y it was happening again, so i told him its because he's adopted and his parents dont luv him , i think he understood. BUT... we have sum good news, dr tomrain (PSU) said he could make our C.A.R.D weapons for us! he's building them in his lab in the gurhal system. things are moving along quite quickly and montague is getting desperate so it wont b long until we catch him now.

LOL those r sum of da funniest vids i've ever seen, rep for both XD

im pretty much just hoping that pso 2 gameplay is basically psobb but with photon arts, super-high-end graphics and much more free-roam or larger scale areas. free online mode would be nice too but i dont think thats gonna happen lol

lol all dr.osto's materials were already gone it was only files and data that remained. pioneer 0 and r-base hmmmmmmm...... YES!!! i just thought a new strategy to beat the rebels! we will trick them into playing a C.A.R.D game with us! i always wanted yu-gi-oh to be real...*cough*..yeah so earth huh? u mean that mudball just to the left of planet namek right? well we will send a small spy crew in a cloaked ship to investigate.

thanks davell for bringing that to my attention, i was on the gran squall mission personally when i teamed up with bernie for a while and now you mention it, it was kinda strange how he knew there was a girl there and he knew all the passcodes for the locked doors... after some research i found a girl named Sue who was with bernie in the mines looking for dr. osto's research, he was 1 of da best scientists on pioneer 1. anyway when we tracked down this research it appears that dr osto created a monster that resembles a large worm, we believe he was testing a new alternative to viagra and the results were a bit too successful. the fact tht bernie was eager to volunteer for the quest and the fact that his computer has over 500 terrabytes of pornographic material mean he is a pervert but if you could catch him in the act on operation "warrior's pride" then that will be conclusive evidence that he is a danger to the community and he will be imprisoned. also we have caught the man responsible for illegally importing mags from india, it was a merchant/pimp named gallon who had ben selling the mags on the street to people like elenor. zidd will be investigated by NSPCC and social services. btw i have sent my 3 best men (sonic, knuckles and tails) to search for montague. thats it for now until we see sum new results, thx again davell.

OMFG we just caught a cast named kireek abusing a small boy named ash! we believe kireek was working for montague. in his statement ash said "he offered to train me up to be a better hunter then after a few missions he just slapped me! i was scared shitless!" it appears kireek is also a drug-lord who goes under the name "black hound" and he was the one who sold the drugs to lionel. when we informed lionel that he was buying drugs from a wanted criminal he said "but kireek was a nice guy!" he then proceeded to "fall apart" (emotionally of course).

it seems calus cannot be arrested cos hes dead. apparantly he was eating donuts whilst talking to a 11 yr old girl online and his chair broke, he fell over and went straight thru da floor (cos he's fat) and landed in a pit of spikes for no reason whatsoever. dr. montague seems to be in hiding but we are currently looking for him in the "from the depths" quest if we dont find him then we will proceed to ep 2 quests. we have a lot of investigations going on atm as a cast just died from lung cancer (too much smokin) but the doctors have just realised that casts dont have lungs so an autopsy is going to happen soon to find the true cause of death. thank you for ur cooporation.

nice guide Dj, it taught me that my HUmar can only learn anti up to lvl 5 which is quite useful so thx. EDIT: thx davell

i almost wet myself reading dis, its sum funny sh!t. and now i understand a few things from other games too. cos gilgamesh was in devil may cry and gae bolg was in the last remnant and now i know where those names come from, so thx! also thank you for showing me that sum of da characters in pso are (or should be) convicted sex criminals. i will now proceed to arrest all suspects mentioned and all baby mags involved will recieve free STD health check-ups, all parent mags will also be informed.

OMFG!!! thats da graphics card i want! thats my old case too, brings back memories of accidently kicking it and breaking my little toe LOL gratz and have fun with it!

WTF?! those eyes r scaring me!

i just added a topic on my college's forum to advertise da server.

i couldnt have said it better myself

ok now i understand alot better, thx!

i dont play often so im still a noob with noob questions such as these. question: why are these items not attainable? i mean whats wrong with them, does it unbalance droprates or are they over-powered or sumthin? another noob question: correct me if im wrong but i thought u couldnt get parasetic gene flow on this server, meaning any weapons created by that are unobttainable as well so they should be added to the list right?

"wake up and smell the ashes mr freeman..." Gman. "kill or be killed" unreal. "there is no i in team, but there is an i in pie" shaun of the dead.

dats 1 of da most epic pics ive ever seen!

welcome to ultima!

i been waiting 4 this sort of news ever since i played pso 4 the first time, i could cry tears of joy LOLOLOLOLOl

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