chuk Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Stumbled upon this and it made me lol. Funny or Interesting Anagrams: Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler John Mayer = Enjoy harm president barack hussein obama: a maniac presides. the banks rob u William Shakespeare: I'll make a wise phrase Jay Leno: Enjoy L.A. Gene Simmons: Immense Song Motley Crue: Me Cruel Toy Bob Marley: Marble Boy The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Belgium = Big mule The eyes = They see Barbie doll = Liberal bod George Bush = He bugs Gore Waitress = A stew, Sir? Guinness draught = naughtiness drug Breasts = Bra sets The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice Apple Products = Support Placed Western Union = No Wire Unsent Bruce Springsteen = Creep brings tunes Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter vegetarian = ate in grave graduation = out in a drag Dick Cheney = Needy Chick Debit card = Bad credit A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place Jennifer Aniston = fine in torn jeans Achievements = Nice, save them Clothespins = So Let's Pinch Christine = Nice Shirt Spice Girls = Pig Slices The Cincinnati Reds = Indecent Christian Dormitory = Dirty Room Confessional = On scale of sin David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV Princess Diana = end is a car spin President W = Newest Drip Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free Laxativer = exit larva Evangelist = Evil's Agent George W Bush = he grew bogus Beavis and Butthead = Thus, be a bad deviant Astronomer = moon starer Apple, Inc = Epic Plan San Francisco Giants- Fascinating, No scars Pre Calculus = Call up curse Stupid Girl = Drips Guilt madonna louise ciccone = one cool dance musician The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom Desperation = A Rope Ends It Dancing with the stars = Winners had tight acts Sherlock Holmes = He'll mesh crooks Frito Lay = Oily Fart Baseball = Babes All Conversation = Voices Rant On Astronomer: Moon Starer The Eyes: They See Geologist = Go Get Oils Christmas = Trims cash Why do you care? = Hey you coward! President Bush = Burnished Pest Action man = cannot aim The Simpson's = men's hot piss Year two thousand = a year to shut down Debit card = Bad Credit shower time = where moist Santa Monica = satanic moan goodbye = Obey god ipod lover = poor devil Narcissism = Man's crisis Actor Sylvester Stallone = Very cool talentless star Funeral = Real Fun comfort is = microsoft Hot water = Worth tea Television programming = Permeating living rooms Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer Darling I love you = Avoiding our yell The Country Side = No City Dust Here Flamethrower = oh, felt warmer Clint Eastwood = Old West Action Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord Saddam Hussain = Humans sad side Sheryl crow = her slow cry Howard Stern = Retard Shown Ladybug = bald guy Astronomers = No more stars Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's A Gentleman = Elegant Man I hate school = oh so ethical No admittance = contaminated Microwave = Warm Voice Austin Powers = power us satin T.S. Eliot = toilets A telescope = To see place Elvis = lives Justin Timberlake = im a jerk but listen Mel Gibson = Big Melons The Apple Macintosh = Machines apt to help Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Christmas = Trims cash The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil Schoolmaster = The classroom A shoplifter = has to pilfer listen = silent Chemistry = shit, me cry Gene Simmons = Immense Song A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it Garbage Man = Bag Manager 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kajex Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Some of those are amazing. I love the anagram of debit card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuk Posted November 18, 2012 Author Share Posted November 18, 2012 I found the "Christmas = Trims cash" pretty funny since it's true xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.A.V.S.O Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Ekans is spelled Snake backwards. Arbok is spelled Kobra backwards. Muk is spelled ___ backwards XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oswald 2.0 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Kum* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuk Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 Thank you captain obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oswald 2.0 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Cpt. Obvious* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuk Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 Thank you grammar Nazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oswald 2.0 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Anytime dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.A.V.S.O Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) technically speaking saying captain is just as valid as saying Cpt. users STILL get to decide if they want to shorten it out or not, meaning.... last conversation was never supposed to happen... Congratulations.... TIME PARADOX. Thank you for playing Ultima-Quest! however due to the lack of common sense you have triggered a time paradox and doomed us all! [Restart] - [Restore] - [Quit] on a sidenote before entering into a Universe-BSOD, Windows G.O.D version would like to hear a bit more from you next time, care to send an error report? error details [error report number 666-OVER9000!] [attempted to use grammar nazi skills over non-specified target as errror-over-grammar, triggering catastrophic damage to common sense memory lines 13400AA66 to 340000BFF6] SUGGESTED ACTIONS: hold your children tight and pray for a swift painless death (if any) Edited November 20, 2012 by R.A.V.S.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oswald 2.0 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) To RAVSLOW: LOL I JUST LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS JUST A LITTE THOUGH I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD OMGOSH HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT whatr the HELL WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD Edited November 20, 2012 by Oswald 2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nami Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 RAVSLOW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.A.V.S.O Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 gee I was simply doing a BSOD-related pun there... and you took it as some form of offense? wow.... this one's going to my top 10 XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.A.V.S.O Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 by the way... don't talk to the windows G.O.D tech support... those guys you leave you hanging on the phone for hours and hours and (you guessed it) hours.... it's no wonder we're full of paradoxical glitches now and then... I figured.. you know what the universe needs? Android ice cream mods. yeah... that should hit the spot moving on... captain.... I figured you knew already caps lock is cruise control for cool... but uh-oh... EVEN IN CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL GOTTA STEER XD I mean considering you are a "captain" a captain has a ship or vessel of their own... crashing your vessel is a no-go... or do we really want to repeat that italian cruise um... *cough* accident *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuk Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 My my, they do ruin every thread. But if I ban someone, it's an "all out rage". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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