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Stumbled upon this and it made me lol.

Funny or Interesting Anagrams:

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

John Mayer = Enjoy harm

president barack hussein obama: a maniac presides. the banks rob u

William Shakespeare: I'll make a wise phrase

Jay Leno: Enjoy L.A.

Gene Simmons: Immense Song

Motley Crue: Me Cruel Toy

Bob Marley: Marble Boy

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

Belgium = Big mule

The eyes = They see

Barbie doll = Liberal bod

George Bush = He bugs Gore

Waitress = A stew, Sir?

Guinness draught = naughtiness drug

Breasts = Bra sets

The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice

Apple Products = Support Placed

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

Bruce Springsteen = Creep brings tunes

Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter

vegetarian = ate in grave

graduation = out in a drag

Dick Cheney = Needy Chick

Debit card = Bad credit

A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

Jennifer Aniston = fine in torn jeans

Achievements = Nice, save them

Clothespins = So Let's Pinch

Christine = Nice Shirt

Spice Girls = Pig Slices

The Cincinnati Reds = Indecent Christian

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Confessional = On scale of sin

David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV

Princess Diana = end is a car spin

President W = Newest Drip

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

Laxativer = exit larva

Evangelist = Evil's Agent

George W Bush = he grew bogus

Beavis and Butthead = Thus, be a bad deviant

Astronomer = moon starer

Apple, Inc = Epic Plan

San Francisco Giants- Fascinating, No scars

Pre Calculus = Call up curse

Stupid Girl = Drips Guilt

madonna louise ciccone = one cool dance musician

The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

Dancing with the stars = Winners had tight acts

Sherlock Holmes = He'll mesh crooks

Frito Lay = Oily Fart

Baseball = Babes All

Conversation = Voices Rant On Astronomer: Moon Starer

The Eyes: They See

Geologist = Go Get Oils

Christmas = Trims cash

Why do you care? = Hey you coward!

President Bush = Burnished Pest

Action man = cannot aim

The Simpson's = men's hot piss

Year two thousand = a year to shut down

Debit card = Bad Credit

shower time = where moist

Santa Monica = satanic moan

goodbye = Obey god

ipod lover = poor devil

Narcissism = Man's crisis

Actor Sylvester Stallone = Very cool talentless star

Funeral = Real Fun

comfort is = microsoft

Hot water = Worth tea

Television programming = Permeating living rooms

Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer

Darling I love you = Avoiding our yell

The Country Side = No City Dust Here

Flamethrower = oh, felt warmer

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord

Saddam Hussain = Humans sad side

Sheryl crow = her slow cry

Howard Stern = Retard Shown

Ladybug = bald guy

Astronomers = No more stars

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

A Gentleman = Elegant Man

I hate school = oh so ethical

No admittance = contaminated

Microwave = Warm Voice

Austin Powers = power us satin

T.S. Eliot = toilets

A telescope = To see place

Elvis = lives

Justin Timberlake = im a jerk but listen

Mel Gibson = Big Melons

The Apple Macintosh = Machines apt to help

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Christmas = Trims cash

The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil

Schoolmaster = The classroom

A shoplifter = has to pilfer

listen = silent

Chemistry = shit, me cry

Gene Simmons = Immense Song

A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

Garbage Man = Bag Manager

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technically speaking saying captain is just as valid as saying Cpt.

users STILL get to decide if they want to shorten it out or not,

meaning.... last conversation was never supposed to happen...

Congratulations....

TIME PARADOX.

Thank you for playing Ultima-Quest! however due to the lack of common sense you have triggered a time paradox and

doomed us all!

[Restart] - [Restore] - [Quit]

on a sidenote before entering into a Universe-BSOD, Windows G.O.D version would like to hear a bit more from you

next time, care to send an error report?

error details

[error report number 666-OVER9000!]

[attempted to use grammar nazi skills over non-specified target as errror-over-grammar, triggering catastrophic

damage to common sense memory lines 13400AA66 to 340000BFF6]

SUGGESTED ACTIONS:

hold your children tight and pray for a swift painless death (if any)

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To RAVSLOW:

LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED

MY

PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD OMGOSH

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT

whatr the HELL

WHATA FUCK MAN xD

i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD

OMGOSH

DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

THIS IS A SHIT

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A BIG ONE

XDDDDDDDD

A GRAT ONE

XXXXXXDDDD

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by the way... don't talk to the windows G.O.D tech support... those guys you leave you hanging on the phone

for hours and hours and (you guessed it) hours.... it's no wonder we're full of paradoxical glitches now and then...

I figured.. you know what the universe needs? Android ice cream mods. yeah... that should hit the spot

moving on... captain....

I figured you knew already caps lock is cruise control for cool... but uh-oh... EVEN IN CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL GOTTA STEER XD

I mean considering you are a "captain" a captain has a ship or vessel of their own... crashing your vessel is a no-go...

or do we really want to repeat that italian cruise um... *cough* accident *cough*

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