davell Posted October 3, 2010 Author Share Posted October 3, 2010 (edited) hmmm so it was gallon. nearly everyone went to him for armor ah well.now the question is how did he get to india? there was a highly classified conspiracy theory about a distant planet named Earth. itz still very hard to believe but there was an unofficial spaceship built by the Black Paper syndicate. just like how Black Paper has no single leader, that spaceship was not given an official making it hard to keep up with. there were moles within the gov. and military that were proven to be spies. it is believe that the spaceship was used to travel without permission from the 10 nation alliance back on our old home planet Coral. the alliance then named the spaceship Pioneer Zero because it was said to be in construction after pioneer 1 was completed. the alliance had already announced Pioneer 2. i always knew Black Paper had a stronghold on Ragol i jus never could confirm it. rebels have already built an "R Base" (from episode 3) on ragol. Dragon we need to gather more info on Pioneer 0 an this R Base. Pioneer 0 is thought to be still functioning somewhere near or on Ragol. this is now our top priority. Dragon, your info was correct about Bernie. i have conclusive evidence about his perverted nature. i will give you the file but warned it is quite graphic. he is currently awaiting trial. Ash has recieved counseling. he seems to be a very abused young man. Gallon messed up an said " i can't tell you about Pioneer 0" this affirms belief that there is a illegal spaceship in function. Principal Fatty ( i mean tyrell) wants us to retrieve Dr. Osto's files we need to know wat P1 was doin on ragol before the explosion. he also told irene to tell me to search for Rico. i said ok, but we all know she's dead so yea.... i will work with my team to pursue Sue. she has been acting very suspiciously after kireek was arrested. kireek will not comment on her. hopefully sonic heroes will catch montague in due time. after all fonewns cant run fast with those heels on. btw ummm did u happen to ummm confiscate any of dat "viagra" in your investigation? i found a baby nano dragon an was wondering if it could turn it n2 a sil dragon? i always wanted to be a DRAGOONmar! haha just kidding Edited October 3, 2010 by davell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 (edited) lol all dr.osto's materials were already gone it was only files and data that remained. pioneer 0 and r-base hmmmmmmm...... YES!!! i just thought a new strategy to beat the rebels! we will trick them into playing a C.A.R.D game with us! i always wanted yu-gi-oh to be real...*cough*..yeah so earth huh? u mean that mudball just to the left of planet namek right? well we will send a small spy crew in a cloaked ship to investigate. Edited October 4, 2010 by dragonsl4y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 (edited) good ill just have to raise a sil dragon some other time. now i heard along time ago that the Earthmen made a super computer called mother brain (phantasy star 2). if we can at least get sum of the blueprint from that cpu then then creating cards with our weapons coded in them would be effortless. all right the mission is decided. one of us will "invade" earth and look for the mother brain remnants wile the other "accidently" introduce the cards to the rebels and get them to rely on them. or if the earthlings still have knowledge about it, you may need to abduct some of them. in any case, if your spy team finds valuable information, i will need you to retrieve it. invasion is allowed. DAvell out P.S. any word on montague? there ben rumors of another castrape that happened Edited October 4, 2010 by davell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 yes an old cast called shino was alone and vulnerable after her master died and montague took advantage of this. we believe he may be a transvestite and he is changing his look from man 2 woman all the time to confuse us. we managed to sneak onto earth and retrieve "mother brain", problem is it turned out to just be an old pentium 3 700mhz cpu. one of the security guards we obducted claimed he had already been abducted once b4 and he asked us y it was happening again, so i told him its because he's adopted and his parents dont luv him , i think he understood. BUT... we have sum good news, dr tomrain (PSU) said he could make our C.A.R.D weapons for us! he's building them in his lab in the gurhal system. things are moving along quite quickly and montague is getting desperate so it wont b long until we catch him now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 5, 2010 Author Share Posted October 5, 2010 AN OLD PENTIUM 3700 MHZ?! DATZ IT? dam they must have ben som dam geniuses to make that rule da world. lol anyway good work on montague, fonewns always did look alil funny to me. oh an can put a requset in 4 me? i want my deck of cards black n blue with a afropick on em. i like expressing myself. btw what is da name of the security guard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larva Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 wow this topic really mark history hee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 the security guards name was harry potter, a self-abusing emo who cuts his forehead. i have passed along ur request and i have requested my own deck to have cute anime girls on the back to distract my opponents. GOOD NEWS!!!! we have caught montague and have him locked in a cell until he calms down (he tried to bite everyone). i will update u once we interrogate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollybass Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 LMAO..!!! never see this post XD... LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 12, 2010 Author Share Posted October 12, 2010 (edited) sorry about the delay dragon my walkie talkie fell in da toilet..... don't ask.... and good work with motangue if u ask me we should get a RAcast wit a 100 hits ano bazooka give the good doctor a "taste" of his own medicine. but i can't go out protocol so we still gotta give this pedocaster a fair trial n all dat other BS. but between u n me, i'll do it anyway once he's sentenced. i always believed in an eye for an eye. also does this harry potter person cast real magic or is it techniques like ours? if so he may be valuable. feed him whatever emogothic losers eat. as for the cards.... can you put dat bank lady as a monster card? i always wanted to deposit something in her... *AHEM* anyways this is classified information. except the RAcast thing. if montague won't talk, fill him in on the "alternative" method Edited October 12, 2010 by davell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 montague took FOREVERZ to talk but after informing him of your "alternate" method he swallowed his pride and confessed (that bank lady also swallowed sumthin of mine, but we wont go into that hehehe...) a card has been made with the bank lady on it, it will b sent by next day delivery to u. this harry potter character just keeps shouting words like "expelliamous" and "stupify" then quickly poking someone in the eye, he calls it "magic" and i call it "pathetic". with our card decks in hand we will crush the rebelllion!!!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 n potter calls himself a magician? get that RAcast on him. that will shut him up. now did montague exactly say how many castrapes he did? i gotta prepare some evidence 4 da prosecution an investigate if he had any accomplices. the citizens are in an outrage when they learned of the castrapes. ppl trusted their mags with montague and elenor for upgrades. im gonna be busy with some press conferences to talk 2 da public. i figure you will be in charge of training/prepare the government's HERO army to combat the ARKZ rebels. beware we suspect they are more organized then we believe. P.S. How good was the bank lady? im looking to hire a secretary if you know what i mean.... *ahem* DAvell out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 (edited) n potter calls himself a magician? get that RAcast on him. that will shut him up. now did montague exactly say how many castrapes he did? i gotta prepare some evidence 4 da prosecution an investigate if he had any accomplices. the citizens are in an outrage when they learned of the castrapes. ppl trusted their mags with montague and elenor for upgrades. im gonna be busy with some press conferences to talk 2 da public. i figure you will be in charge of training/prepare the government's HERO army to combat the ARKZ rebels. beware we suspect they are more organized then we believe. P.S. How good was the bank lady? im looking to hire a secretary if you know what i mean.... *ahem* DAvell out montague confessed to 49 castrapes but 45 of those castrapes were on one cast, Ult. ult ran away and self-destructed in the ruins from depression. it seems montague liked to castrape alone, he seems very paranoid. i am currently training our HERO army in the arts of PWNAGE and eating 10 tubs of ben and jerrys half-baked ice-cream in 20 minutes. btw my advice for da public: tell them sum nice fairy tale ending and they will believe us like the cattle they are, they will then worship us and we will make sherlock holmes look like an idiot who found a cookie in a cookie jar (metaphorically) hehehe. anyways let me know how the court case goes, i cant b there cos i hav a terrible habit of shouting "i object" for no apparant reason just for lolz. P.s bank lady was nothin compared to the cake sisters super ultra mega high-class commander chief detective inspector dragonsl4y out. Edited October 18, 2010 by dragonsl4y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 19, 2010 Author Share Posted October 19, 2010 cake sisters eh? iheard those twins Kroe and Anna were still "pure". though i doubt it im gonna go find out myself haha. yah i heard about that explosion awile back, poor ult, she was prolly the only person that was more abused than ash and that's REALLY bad. and i will take your advice on dealing with the public. dragon, are you SURE you don't have a masters in publice relations? kuz your idea is brilliant and has historically been proven to be effective. also dont feed em too much ice cream, we don;t want lazy fat ass irresponsible "Hopkins" running around. that would be jus too dam funny. Hopkins is da only person i kne that can lose weight and not know where it went. lame joke ftw *ahem* ok enuff jokes i gotta go tell the ppl what they wanna hear and testify in court about the investigation. i jus beat Ace Attorney justice for all for the 5th time, hopefully i won't break into 1 of my objection episodes again. the perfect pimp ladies-man slash epic HUmar with the fro who hasn't got caught cheating yet Cpt. DAvell is out like a loud fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 hopkins joke was epic! ROFLMAOOL! anyways i decide to use the frozen yougurt version of the ice-cream cos it low in fat. and i dont have a degree in public relations but i did a 2 topic course, i gained a minor in LEEEEERRROOOYYYY JENKINS and a major in fraudulent activity. as for kroe and anna i think they prefer each other's company than mine or yours..... (incoming terrible joke...3...2...1) then again u can never tell which one is on top! so anyways black paper just stole a large cargo of flamin hot monster munch! i've got everyone out looking for him........(oh god not again) talk about a "hot" pursuit! on to serious business, the arkz have cards that summon creatures of ragol! this could be really bad, but for now it seems they are having trouble controlling them, you could say (FFS! WTF?) they're struggling to "deal" with the situation! hahahahahaha i crack myself up sumtimes hahahahahahahahahaha! hey! who added those little comments in brackets in my report? anyways thats it for now, dragonsl4y out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 20, 2010 Author Share Posted October 20, 2010 ahhh yes nothin like some good humor (not the ice cream) to keep my sanity on the job. well since this "bring a joke to work" day i got one. Why do we have giant humaniod turtlesin ultimate. mode forest on Ragol? .... bekuz they couldn't cut it in teenage mutant ninja turtles HAHAHAHAH and as for the anna twins, have you ever seen a oreo with brown cream filling between to white cookies? yah that's what happened when they "sandwhiched" me lololol *ahem* yah so any ways um on to business, so um we have a couple of issues to work out rite now. Cards, Black Paper, Osto's Research, and last but not least my campaign for chief of police in next year. i need a catchy slogan but we have a new grave matter on our hands. it seems we have a double agent within our ranks dragon. his name on file is "Fatlas" but i have a strong suspicion his real name is Pee. i don't think anyone cared to give him a last name. he was a prominent member of our Virtual RnD team in charge of making new virtual fields and simulation primarily for training. a young RnD member file name RAVSO, who works under him, has reported flagrant activity from Fatlas and even personal attacks. RAVSO claimed that, altho uncertain, he believe Fatlas has ben sabotaging his work on a brand new field under RAVSO's development. Dragon this is important bekuz its these very fields that the HERO team will use to train with our cards. i believe Fatlas is actually apart of the AKRZ who uses monster cards. "Pee" has been known to have a picture of the Ragol Dragon as his avatar. Further investigation is needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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