Lol that was funny...good guide man. I did notice a few mistakes though. For one you get last swan from black paper deal 1 on normal not hard. You can also get cannon rouge with yellowboze, and you can also get heaven striker from greenill and pinkal also.
Best way to look like a noob: spamming DP. lol ive seen noobs do that b4, its pretty funny. +rep for the effort.