TheJoker25

B>Glide and Psycho

My dump scream is so powerful it would bounce off the moon and destroy Tokyo.

The Milk Man said "Do you want that milk pasteurized?" and the blonde replied "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes."

A wise man once said: "Admin, you're my hero...heroine. Whatever, you rock!"

I remember this one time when people used to make funny status updates but, sadly all those funny people died.

I rolled a 20-sided die and got a million extra hit points so come at me, bro.

My Christmas will go as follows: food from the store goes into the microwave, I eat it. I listen to records and, curse the darkness.

Anyone who puts a slice of pizza on bread is a Puka-Chay Puka-Chay.

Ingle Bells

So Darth Vader is a whiny, dumb, easy to manipulate lap dog, who got his suit because he couldn't quite jump high enough? Mystery Solved.

Lets be real. The "birth" of Boba Fett would have been cool if that asshole didn't get casually tossed in a sarlaac.

R4 is just the red R2-D2.

Going down the steps on a white line straight to nowhere.

The amount of condescension on this server is amazing. I love having people with all the best gear tell me how easy it is to solo stuff. Listening to that is my favorite part of event times.

Are sheep made of wool? Or is wool made of sheep? Think about it.

My dog can grow a beard all over. What the fuck can you do, huh!?

I am a xenophobic sweet potato.

What do you call an elf who smokes pot? A High Elf. Hue hue hue.

Yousa in big dudu dis time.

I remember every hot summer morning. Dad driving us all over to Rocky Glenn's swimming hole near Factoryville. We would splash away until 10 AM then work the beet fields till well after midnight.

Do you think the world will ever have a dwarf shortage?

You can get condoms that are ribbed for her pleasure. So what I do is turn 'em inside out and please myself :/

The worst thing about being told you've got Alzheimer's is it doesn't just happen the one time.

Yo' mama can't reach my garden, otay? It's my garden, you dig?

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.